When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to be Dead.
ドアをあけたらつまがたおれてる
doa o aketara tsuma ga taoreteru
せなかにつきささるほうちょう
senaka ni tsuki sasaru houchou
ゆかはちまみれ
yuka wa chimamire
しらないひとがみたらきぜつするかもしれない
shiranai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo shirenai
ぼくがおちついて
boku ga ochi tsuite
きょうのそうじがたいへんそうだぱらわらうぱら
kyou no wa souji ga taihen sou da para warau para
つまはうつぶせのまままんぞくそうに
tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzoku souni
くくくぱらわらってた
kukuku para waratteta
おうせい、にかえるとつまがかならずしんだふりをしている
ou seja, ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
あすはどんなしにかたをしているのか
asu wa donna shini kata o shite iru no ka
よそうすらできない
yosou sura dekinai
あるおいはあたまにやがささってたり
aru oi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari
ぐんぷくでじゅうほうかかえてたり
gunpuku de juuhou kakaete tari
まんぼうのきぐるみがしんでたときは
manbou no kigurumi ga shindeta toki wa
ドアしめようかぱらおもった
doa shime youka para omotta
あとかたづけもけっこうたいへんで
atokatazuke mo kekkou taihen de
ゆかのちのりをあらったり
yuka no chinori o arattari
やがささったままばんごはんつくるのは
ya ga sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru no wa
かんべんしてほしい
kanben shite hoshii
おうせい、にかえるとつまがかならずしんだふりをしている
ou seja, ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
ちょっとほめるぱらちょうしにのるから
chotto homeru para choushi ni noru kara
できるだけするうで
dekiru dake suruu de
けっこんまえはいそがしくても
kekkon mae wa isogashikute mo
かのじょにあうだけでたのしかった
kanojo ni au dake de tanoshikatta
てつやでくるまこめるものなくとばして
tetsuya de kuruma comeu mo naku tobashite
うみみにいったりしたのに
umi mi ni ittari shita no ni
けっこんちょくごはじめてぶかをもち
kekkon chokugo hajimete buka o mochi
しごとがとてもたのしくなった
shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku natta
おうせい、ひとりでまつつまのきもち
ou seja, de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi
かんがえていなかった
kangaete inakatta
おうせい、にかえるとつまがかならずしんだふりをしているのは
ou seja, ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru no wa
あのころのふたりにもどりたいからか
ano koro no futari ni modoritai kara ka
ぼくにはわからない
boku ni wa wakaranai
おうせい、にかったぼくをまっているつまのえんぎみることが
ou seja, ni katta boku o matteu tsuma no engi miru koto ga
ぼくらふたりのあいのかたちならば
bokura futari no ai no katachi naraba
どろりどはどろりどでありだろう
dolorido wa dolorido de ari darou
おうせい、にかえるとつまがかならずしんだふりをしている
ou seja, ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
きょうはどんなしにかたをしているのか
kyou wa donna shini kata o shite iru no ka
きたいしてあけるドア
kitai shite akeru doa
When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to be Dead
As I open the door, I find my wife collapsed on the floor
With a kitchen knife stuck into her back
With the floor completely covered in blood
If a stranger saw this, he'd probably faint
After I calm myself down, I laugh and say
Today's scene looks like a real pain to clean up
My wife, still lying face-down and looking pleased with herself
Was laughing mischievously
When I come home, my wife always pretends to be dead
What kind of death will she have tomorrow?
I dare not even guess
One day she had an arrow pierced through her head
And another she had held a gun in a military uniform
The one time I saw a sunfish mascot lying dead
I had the urge to close the door and leave
The clean-up afterwards was always a huge pain
Having to wash the fake blood off the floor
Please, for the sake of everyone's sanity
Don't cook dinner with that arrow still stuck in you
When I come home, my wife always pretends to be dead
The smallest of praise only encourages her more
So I play it cool as much as possible
Before we were married, no matter how busy I was
I was always happy just to see her
We'd take spontaneous midnight drives
And trips to the sea
But after the wedding, I was promoted, had my own employees
-And my work had become a lot of fun
Not even once did I think about how my wife felt
Staying home all alone waiting for me
When I come home, is the reason my wife pretends to be dead
Because she misses who we were back then?
I don't know
If getting to see the theatrics of my wife, who waits for me to come home
Is the way we share our love
Then what's wrong with that?
When I come home, my wife always pretends to be dead
What kind of death will she have today?
Excited, I open the door