Cruisin' For A Bruisin'
Don't mess with the guy with the one chipped tooth,
Don't mess with the guy in the blue plaid suit,
Don't mess with the guy with the big red guitar,
Don't mess with his girlfriend don't mess with his car. Hey!
You're cruisin' for a bruisin',
Yeah, you're cruisin' for a bruisin',
Don't say nothing about his girl or his car,
You just might fight the un-winnable war.
Now if he takes her out for a night on the town,
Somehow you're always just a hangin' around,
And if it happens each and every night,
Don't make eyes at her man there's gonna be a fight. Hey!
You're cruisin' for a bruisin',
Yeah, you're cruisin' for a bruisin',
Sure seems funny how you always know
Just where that guy and his girlfriend go.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Just in case you're wondering who I'm talking about,
Let's get it straight so there ain't any doubt.
You're just acting dumb if you don't know it's me,
If you know what's good for you you'll just leave us be.
You're cruisin' for a bruisin',
Yeah, you're cruisin' for a bruisin',
Let me remind you on your way out the door,
Don't go messin' with that shoe-box ford.
Buscando Problemas
No te metas con el tipo con el diente astillado,
No te metas con el tipo con el traje de cuadros azules,
No te metas con el tipo con la gran guitarra roja,
No te metas con su novia, no te metas con su auto. ¡Hey!
Estás buscando problemas,
Sí, estás buscando problemas,
No digas nada sobre su chica o su auto,
Podrías terminar en una guerra imposible de ganar.
Ahora, si él la lleva a dar una vuelta por la ciudad,
De alguna manera siempre estás por ahí,
Y si sucede cada noche,
No le coquetees a su hombre, va a haber pelea. ¡Hey!
Estás buscando problemas,
Sí, estás buscando problemas,
Parece gracioso cómo siempre sabes
Exactamente dónde van ese chico y su novia.
¡Whoa!
¡Whoa!
Por si acaso te estás preguntando de quién hablo,
Aclaremos las cosas para que no haya dudas.
Estás actuando tonto si no sabes que soy yo,
Si sabes lo que te conviene, simplemente déjanos en paz.
Estás buscando problemas,
Sí, estás buscando problemas,
Déjame recordarte al salir por la puerta,
No te metas con ese Ford de caja de zapatos.
Escrita por: Heath-Horton / James C