Clutch Tango
You were a beam of shining light
On an otherwise dreary night.
Your golden hair against your flight
And fishnets on so tight.
Oh such a shame the show was lame
With so many fools to blame.
And then out came your fine young frame
And I knew you were game.
I lay up awake, couldn't wait for your touch.
(but you were sucking on that clutch)
Insisted I pay, wouldn't even go Dutch.
(but you were sucking on that clutch)
Bought cuffs, whips, and chains, lubrication and such.
(you were sucking on that clutch)
Just say I was asking too much
I saw you suck on that clutch.
Couldn't wait one second more
So I searched for you door to door.
And when I reached room 4-2-0
I smelled something I think I know.
I busted in and through the haze
I caught your red-eyed gaze.
All shot out with the whole damned band
With a clutch in your hand.
I lay up awake, couldn't wait for your touch.
(but you were sucking on that clutch)
Insisted I pay, wouldn't even go Dutch.
(but you were sucking on that clutch)
Bought cuffs, whips, and chains, lubrication and such.
(you were sucking on that clutch)
Just say I was asking too much
I saw you suck on that clutch.
[sax solo]
I lay up awake, couldn't wait for your touch.
(but you were sucking on that clutch)
Insisted I pay, wouldn't even go Dutch.
(but you were sucking on that clutch)
Bought cuffs, whips, and chains,, lubrication and such.
(you were sucking on that clutch)
Just say I was asking too much
I saw you suck on that clutch
You slut.
Tango del Embrague
Eras un rayo de luz brillante
En una noche por lo demás sombría.
Tu cabello dorado contra tu vuelo
Y las medias de red tan apretadas.
Oh qué lástima que el espectáculo fuera aburrido
Con tantos tontos a quienes culpar.
Y luego apareció tu fino cuerpo joven
Y supe que estabas lista.
Me quedé despierto, no podía esperar tu toque.
(pero estabas chupando ese embrague)
Insististe en que pagara, ni siquiera quisiste compartir los gastos.
(pero estabas chupando ese embrague)
Compraste esposas, látigos y cadenas, lubricante y demás.
(estabas chupando ese embrague)
Solo digo que estaba pidiendo demasiado
Te vi chupar ese embrague.
No pude esperar un segundo más
Así que te busqué de puerta en puerta.
Y cuando llegué a la habitación 4-2-0
Olí algo que creo reconocer.
Irrumpí y a través de la neblina
Atrapé tu mirada enrojecida.
Todos drogados con toda la maldita banda
Con un embrague en tu mano.
Me quedé despierto, no podía esperar tu toque.
(pero estabas chupando ese embrague)
Insististe en que pagara, ni siquiera quisiste compartir los gastos.
(pero estabas chupando ese embrague)
Compraste esposas, látigos y cadenas, lubricante y demás.
(estabas chupando ese embrague)
Solo digo que estaba pidiendo demasiado
Te vi chupar ese embrague.
[solo de saxofón]
Me quedé despierto, no podía esperar tu toque.
(pero estabas chupando ese embrague)
Insististe en que pagara, ni siquiera quisiste compartir los gastos.
(pero estabas chupando ese embrague)
Compraste esposas, látigos y cadenas, lubricante y demás.
(estabas chupando ese embrague)
Solo digo que estaba pidiendo demasiado
Te vi chupar ese embrague
Puta.