Eat Excrete
[SHAWNTEL, CHUCKY, ANDREA, TREMONT AND DWIGHT]
We eat, excrete and watch TV,
And you are there for us, Jerry.
Jerry, can you understand?
We sit out in nowhere land,
Wanting and yearning,
Our bloated stomachs churning,
Eat, excrete and watch TV.
[ANDREA]
But you are there for us, Jerry.
[JERRY (spoken)]
Steve, let me get this straight... you eat, excrete...?
[SHAWNTEL, CHUCKY, ANDREA, TREMONT AND DWIGHT]
...and watch TV.
[JERRY (spoken)]
But I am there for you?
[SHAWNTEL, CHUCKY, ANDREA, TREMONT AND DWIGHT]
Jerry.
[JERRY (spoken)]
Steve, what are they saying exactly?
[GLOOMY NURSES]
Jerry, it's not difficult,
They're exactly saying that,
They eat excrete and watch TV,
You you are there for them, Jerry.
[JERRY (spoken)]
That's nice. I really appreciate you guys taking the time out of your day to come by.
I never knew I had so many friends. So how's it going with you guys?
[SHAWNTEL, CHUCKY, ANDREA, TREMONT AND DWIGHT]
To be frank,
Pretty fucked.
[JERRY (spoken)]
Hey, I can sympathise. Ratings are low, I've got a class action suit pending,
not to mention this bullet wound in the chest thing.
[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Come and see.
Come and see what you have done to me.
Comer, Excretar
[SHAWNTEL, CHUCKY, ANDREA, TREMONT Y DWIGHT]
Comemos, excretamos y vemos TV,
Y tú estás ahí para nosotros, Jerry.
Jerry, ¿puedes entender?
Nos sentamos en tierra de nadie,
Deseando y anhelando,
Nuestros estómagos hinchados revoloteando,
Comemos, excretamos y vemos TV.
[ANDREA]
Pero tú estás ahí para nosotros, Jerry.
[JERRY (hablado)]
Steve, déjame entender esto... ¿comen, excretan...?
[SHAWNTEL, CHUCKY, ANDREA, TREMONT Y DWIGHT]
...y ven TV.
[JERRY (hablado)]
¿Pero yo estoy ahí para ustedes?
[SHAWNTEL, CHUCKY, ANDREA, TREMONT Y DWIGHT]
Jerry.
[JERRY (hablado)]
Steve, ¿qué están diciendo exactamente?
[ENFERMERAS SOMBRÍAS]
Jerry, no es difícil,
Están diciendo exactamente eso,
Ellos comen, excretan y ven TV,
Tú estás ahí para ellos, Jerry.
[JERRY (hablado)]
Eso es agradable. Realmente aprecio que se tomen el tiempo de venir.
Nunca supe que tenía tantos amigos. ¿Cómo les va a ustedes?
[SHAWNTEL, CHUCKY, ANDREA, TREMONT Y DWIGHT]
Para ser sinceros,
Bastante jodidos.
[JERRY (hablado)]
Hey, puedo simpatizar. Las calificaciones son bajas, tengo una demanda colectiva pendiente,
sin mencionar esta herida de bala en el pecho.
[TODO EL ELENCO]
Ven y mira.
Ven y mira lo que me has hecho.