Slenderman vs Freddy Rap Battle
Ladies and gentlemen
In one corner, we got the legendary MC Slen-Daddy
And in the other corner
The nightshift delinquent, DJ Freddy Faz
Let's keep this battle-
Shut up and give me the mic
Fazbear's back in the house, but that ain't a surprise
Let's get the party started, someone turn down the lights!
[Freddy Fazbear]
It's the grand opening, bring on over your friends
Hopefully, you got Fazbear tokens to spend
[Slenderman]
I thought you just closed, now you're open again?
I wonder how long until you're broken again!
[Freddy Fazbear]
Ahem! Excuse me, but were you invited?
[Slenderman]
Do what you do best, Fred, and bite it!
[Freddy Fazbear]
Ooh, that's clever
[Slenderman]
And you can do better?
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Get tickets for your favorite artists
[Freddy Fazbear]
I'd offer you pizza, but aren't you trying to stay slender?
[Slenderman]
Shut up!
[Freddy Fazbear]
Sorry man, did that offend ya?
If you babysit, I wouldn't recommend ya
I'll wipe my ass with all eight of your pages
[Slenderman]
You work all day, and you don't make any wages
That must suck, being stuck in a restaurant
Have you ever gotten past the exit? I bet not
Fazbear's Pizza, now hiring?
I wouldn't apply if my career was dying!
Scream, shriek, and shout
Don't hold back, let it out
When you do, make it loud
Now it's finally going down
Slender Man, Freddy Faz
You have both met your match
Take a hike, watch your back
We will settle who is better with a rap (battle)
[Slenderman]
Don't mess with me, I've been around longer
[Freddy Fazbear]
At least I'm not a creepy little kid stalker
[Slenderman]
Sounds personal, did I strike a nerve with you?
Did you get kidnapped when your parents deserted you?
How sad, when they left I bet it hurt
[Freddy Fazbear]
Didn't I see you on To Catch A Predator?
[Slenderman]
Go get yourself a BJ from Foxy
[Freddy Fazbear]
At least I got friends, you have to make yourself proxies
If you had a face, it would be a sad one
I'd bite off your frontal lobe if you had one
I'm running the show!
[Slenderman]
But you're running the show poorly
Can I offer you some WD40?
I'm sick of all your dumb-ass friends bragging
Look at me, I jumped on the FNAF bandwagon!
[Freddy Fazbear]
By the end of the night, we'll have you crying for hours
That suit is lame, you should try one of ours!
Scream, shriek and shout
Don't hold back, let it out
When you do, make it loud
Now it's finally going down
Slender Man, Freddy Faz
You have both met your match
Take a hike, watch your back
We will settle who is better with a rap (battle)
[Slenderman]
This might cross the line, but I'm not sorry
I went to Chuck-E-Cheese for my birthday party
[Freddy Fazbear]
I bet all you did was play in the ball pit
[Slenderman]
Why yes I did, and I fucking loved it!
[Freddy Fazbear]
Ooh, you're breaking up, how anti-climactic
I can barely hear you through all of that static
[Slenderman]
Maybe you should get an update, you could use it
Your rhymes are predictable, like your movements
And when it comes to jump-scares, take a lesson!
[Freddy Fazbear]
Says the egghead with the blank expression!
You're looking pretty pale, that's an understatement
Must be from all the years in your mother's basement!
[Slenderman]
Leave my mother out of it
Say one more word, you'll die!
Or maybe I'll just call up the purple guy
You'll never have my charm
[Freddy Fazbear]
You'll never match my power
[Freddy Fazbear and Slenderman]
Let's see who can make the people scream louder!
Scream, shriek and shout
Don't hold back, let it out
When you do, make it loud
Now it's finally going down
Slender Man, Freddy Faz
You have both met your match
Take a hike, watch your back
We will settle who is better with a rap (battle)
Batalla de Rap: Slenderman vs Freddy
Damas y caballeros
En una esquina, tenemos al legendario MC Slen-Daddy
Y en la otra esquina
El delincuente de la noche, DJ Freddy Faz
Mantengamos esta batalla-
Cállate y dame el micrófono
Fazbear ha vuelto a la casa, pero eso no es sorpresa
¡Empecemos la fiesta, alguien apague las luces!
[Freddy Fazbear]
Es la gran apertura, trae a tus amigos
Espero que tengas fichas de Fazbear para gastar
[Slenderman]
¿No acababas de cerrar, ahora estás abierto otra vez?
Me pregunto cuánto tiempo pasará hasta que te rompas otra vez.
[Freddy Fazbear]
¡Ahem! Disculpa, pero ¿fuiste invitado?
[Slenderman]
Haz lo que mejor sabes hacer, Fred, ¡y muerde esto!
[Freddy Fazbear]
Ooh, eso es ingenioso
[Slenderman]
¿Y puedes hacerlo mejor?
Mira los próximos shows de rap
Consigue boletos para tus artistas favoritos
[Freddy Fazbear]
Te ofrecería pizza, pero ¿no estás tratando de mantenerte delgado?
[Slenderman]
¡Cállate!
[Freddy Fazbear]
Lo siento, amigo, ¿te ofendí?
Si cuidas niños, no te recomendaría
Me limpiaré el trasero con tus ocho páginas
[Slenderman]
Trabajas todo el día y no ganas nada
Eso debe ser una lata, estar atrapado en un restaurante
¿Alguna vez has pasado la salida? Apuesto a que no
¿Fazbear's Pizza, ahora contratando?
¡No aplicaría si mi carrera estuviera muriendo!
Grita, chilla y grita
No te contengas, déjalo salir
Cuando lo hagas, hazlo fuerte
Ahora finalmente va a suceder
Slender Man, Freddy Faz
Ambos han encontrado su igual
Tómate un respiro, cuida tu espalda
Resolveremos quién es mejor con una rap (batalla)
[Slenderman]
No te metas conmigo, he estado aquí más tiempo
[Freddy Fazbear]
Al menos no soy un niño raro acosador
[Slenderman]
Suena personal, ¿te toqué un nervio?
¿Te secuestraron cuando tus padres te abandonaron?
Qué triste, cuando se fueron apuesto a que dolió
[Freddy Fazbear]
¿No te vi en To Catch A Predator?
[Slenderman]
Ve a conseguirte un BJ de Foxy
[Freddy Fazbear]
Al menos tengo amigos, tú tienes que hacerte proxies
Si tuvieras cara, sería una triste
Te mordería el lóbulo frontal si tuvieras uno
¡Yo estoy dirigiendo el show!
[Slenderman]
Pero lo estás haciendo mal
¿Puedo ofrecerte un poco de WD40?
Estoy harto de todos tus amigos idiotas presumiendo
¡Mira, me subí al tren de FNAF!
[Freddy Fazbear]
Al final de la noche, te haremos llorar por horas
Ese traje es patético, ¡deberías probar uno de los nuestros!
Grita, chilla y grita
No te contengas, déjalo salir
Cuando lo hagas, hazlo fuerte
Ahora finalmente va a suceder
Slender Man, Freddy Faz
Ambos han encontrado su igual
Tómate un respiro, cuida tu espalda
Resolveremos quién es mejor con una rap (batalla)
[Slenderman]
Esto puede cruzar la línea, pero no me arrepiento
Fui a Chuck-E-Cheese para mi fiesta de cumpleaños
[Freddy Fazbear]
Apuesto a que solo jugaste en la piscina de pelotas
[Slenderman]
¡Sí, lo hice, y me encantó un chingo!
[Freddy Fazbear]
Ooh, te estás rompiendo, qué anticlimático
Apenas puedo oírte entre todo ese estático
[Slenderman]
Quizás deberías actualizarte, lo podrías usar
Tus rimas son predecibles, como tus movimientos
Y cuando se trata de sustos, ¡toma una lección!
[Freddy Fazbear]
Lo dice el cabeza de huevo con la expresión en blanco
Te ves bastante pálido, eso es un eufemismo
¡Debe ser por todos los años en el sótano de tu madre!
[Slenderman]
Deja a mi madre fuera de esto
Di una palabra más, ¡y morirás!
O tal vez solo llame al tipo morado
Nunca tendrás mi encanto
[Freddy Fazbear]
Nunca igualarás mi poder
[Freddy Fazbear y Slenderman]
¡Veamos quién puede hacer gritar más a la gente!
Grita, chilla y grita
No te contengas, déjalo salir
Cuando lo hagas, hazlo fuerte
Ahora finalmente va a suceder
Slender Man, Freddy Faz
Ambos han encontrado su igual
Tómate un respiro, cuida tu espalda
Resolveremos quién es mejor con una rap (batalla)