VIEJITO
Yo tenía un viejito con un pitito, pero con una cartera llena de dinero
Y yo era feliz, hasta que me encontré a una zorra (mua)
Ay, mi viejito, te amo, te quiero
No te sirve el pito y me das tu dinero (ah)
Ya casi te mueres, con ansias lo espero
Quiero el testamento del viejo pendejo
Le di sus pastillas pa' que no me hable
Quedé bien pasmada de ver sus mensajes (ah)
¿Tienes otra puta y también la tuneaste?
¿Y quiere lo mismo que yo?
Esa–
Pinche vieja, guanga culera
Te voy a partir la madre, migajera (puta)
Ese hombre es mío y también su cartera
Te crees muy chingona, pero me la pelas (kiyo)
Pinche vieja, guanga culera
Te voy a partir yo la madre, pendeja (pendeja)
De este culote él nunca se queja
Y aunque esté bien viejo (ah), mi ano penetra
Yo paro vergas y tú causas risas
Te ven y sus penes se hacen cenizas
Te entierro en el culo mis uñas postizas
Mis pinches tapitas son unas delicias
Ay, ¿qué pasó, qué pasó?
Conmigo se le para y contigo, pues no
Ay, ¿qué pasó, qué pasó?
Ese culo ni aprieta
Ay, sorry, mi amor
Síguele, hija de tu puta madre, ¿eh?
Me va a faltar pinche piso
Para darte la arrastrada de tu puta vida, pendeja
Perra sarnosa
Yo soy good vibes, pero–
Pinche vieja puta, pinche vieja puta
Eres una zorra y una prostituta (estúpida)
Pinche vieja puta, pinche vieja puta
Abres esas piernas y nadie te chupa (eww)
Pinche vieja puta, pinche vieja puta
Eres una zorra y una prostituta (eww)
Pinche vieja puta, pinche vieja puta
Abres esas piernas y nadie te chupa
Abres esas piernas y nadie te chupa
A-a-abres esas piernas y nadie te chupa
A-a-abres esas piernas y nadie te chupa
A-a-abres esas piernas y nadie te chupa
Y nadie te chupa, y nadie te chupa
Y nadie te chupa, y nadie te chupa
Chupa, chupa, chupa, chupa
Chu– (gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, vieja pendeja)
Ugh, ya págame, ya me vine, ah
OLD MAN
I had an old man with a little dick, but with a wallet full of cash
And I was happy, until I ran into a bitch (mua)
Oh, my old man, I love you, I want you
Your dick doesn’t work and you give me your money (ah)
You’re almost dead, I can’t wait for it
I want the will of that old fool
I gave him his pills so he wouldn’t talk to me
I was shocked to see his messages (ah)
Do you have another whore and did you fix her up too?
Does she want the same thing I do?
That–
Fucking old bitch, useless whore
I’m gonna beat your ass, you gold digger (bitch)
That man is mine and so is his wallet
You think you’re hot shit, but you’re nothing to me (kiyo)
Fucking old bitch, useless whore
I’m gonna beat your ass, dumbass (dumbass)
He never complains about this ass
And even though he’s really old (ah), he still gets it up
I stop dicks and you make them laugh
They see you and their dicks turn to ashes
I bury my fake nails in your ass
My fucking little caps are a delight
Oh, what happened, what happened?
With me, he gets hard and with you, well, he doesn’t
Oh, what happened, what happened?
That ass doesn’t even squeeze
Oh, sorry, my love
Keep going, you daughter of a bitch, huh?
I’m gonna need some fucking floor
To drag you through the worst of your life, dumbass
Mange dog
I’m good vibes, but–
Fucking old whore, fucking old whore
You’re a bitch and a prostitute (stupid)
Fucking old whore, fucking old whore
You spread those legs and no one sucks you (eww)
Fucking old whore, fucking old whore
You’re a bitch and a prostitute (eww)
Fucking old whore, fucking old whore
You spread those legs and no one sucks you
You spread those legs and no one sucks you
Y-y-you spread those legs and no one sucks you
Y-y-you spread those legs and no one sucks you
Y-y-you spread those legs and no one sucks you
And no one sucks you, and no one sucks you
And no one sucks you, and no one sucks you
Suck, suck, suck, suck
Suck– (gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, dumb bitch)
Ugh, pay me already, I just came, ah