Dumb Dick (Richard)
(Du-dumb) (Dumb)
(D-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)
(Du-dumb) (Dumb)
(D-d-d-dumb) (Dumb)
[ VERSE 1 ]
Well, listen up, homeboys, I got somethin to say
About a homeboy from back in the day
His name was Richard, some called him Rick
But if you knew him like me, you'd call him Dick
When we were growin up, we stuck with each other
Like white on rice, he was kinda like a brother
We had a lotta fun when we were kids
We always overlooked the dumb things he did
But the fun was over when we got to high school
Cause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool
We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were impressed
One thing went wrong, Rick got obsessed
We wouldn't go to class, always think about ass
Not if he was gonna pass, if he would just last
Girls was all he was thinkin about
If the school was all boys, he'da been dropped out
When he did drop out, he felt no shame
And if you ask me, he had the right name
Cause he hated to go, but he loved to come
That's why I call him Dick, cause Dick is Dumb
Dick
(D-d-d-du-dumb) (Dumb)
(Dumb Dick)
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[ VERSE 2 ]
He wouldn't go to school, but he had to survive
So he went out and got him a 9 to 5
Although he was lazy, he had to work
Cause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk
As fast as he made it, his money was spent
When it came to girls, he didn't care where he went
He'd hound em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!"
And it was no tellin what he would catch
He was in the doctor's office almost every week
He became so popular, everybody'd speak
When he walked in they'd say (Hi Rick)
And when he passed by, they'd say (Dumb Dick)
Really hard-headed, cause he said he had juice
But it was cause of his hard head, that he was so loose
He was in love with another girl every day
And when we asked him why, he'd only say
(I'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun
I need a lotta girls, can't have just one)
I can understand that, but this is kind of insane
Sometimes I wonder if his brain
Was his...
(D-d-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)
(Dumb Dick) (2x)
[ VERSE 3 ]
He lost his girl when he lost his job
So to keep himself from livin like a no-good slob
He hustled on the streets, cause he had no choice
And every day you'd hear his voice
Sayin "Jumbos! I got it good"
But he never made the money that a hustler could
Cause when he was standin out on the corner
If a girl walked by, he was right up on her
He was so hot, his heat couldn't be measured
To him his business was his pleasure
A one-track mind, and as a matter of fact
He changed his name to Daddy Mack
The people on the streets he was workin for
Cut him off, now he's just plain old poor
And all his girls left, because they never cared
The were leeches for a dollar, and they got their share
Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick
And everybody wanna know what happened to Dick
Well, he's still around, but now he's a bum
Chasin bag ladies, he's the same old Dumb
Dick
Tonto Dick (Richard)
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(T-t-t-tonto) (Tonto)
[ VERSO 1 ]
Bueno, escuchen, compas, tengo algo que decir
Sobre un compa de la vieja escuela
Su nombre era Richard, algunos le decían Rick
Pero si lo conocías como yo, le dirías Dick
Cuando crecíamos, siempre estábamos juntos
Como uña y mugre, era como un hermano
Nos divertíamos mucho cuando éramos niños
Siempre pasábamos por alto las tonterías que hacía
Pero la diversión se acabó cuando llegamos a la secundaria
Porque era hora de conquistar chicas, así que teníamos que ser cool
Teníamos muchas chicas, y nuestros amigos estaban impresionados
Pero algo salió mal, Rick se obsesionó
No íbamos a clase, siempre pensaba en chicas
No si iba a pasar, si solo duraría
Chicas era todo en lo que pensaba
Si la escuela fuera solo para chicos, él se habría salido
Cuando se salió, no sintió vergüenza
Y si me preguntas, tenía el nombre correcto
Porque odiaba irse, pero le encantaba venir
Por eso lo llamo Dick, porque Dick es Tonto
Dick
(T-t-t-tu-tonto) (Tonto)
(Tonto Dick)
(T-t-t-tu-tonto)
[ VERSO 2 ]
No iba a la escuela, pero tenía que sobrevivir
Así que salió y consiguió un trabajo de 9 a 5
Aunque era perezoso, tenía que trabajar
Porque tenía muchas chicas, necesitaba dinero, el idiota
Tan rápido como lo ganaba, su dinero se iba
Cuando se trataba de chicas, no le importaba a dónde iba
Las perseguía como un perro, solíamos decir '¡trae!'
Y no se sabía qué atraparía
Iba al consultorio del doctor casi todas las semanas
Se volvió tan popular, todos le hablaban
Cuando entraba decían (Hola Rick)
Y cuando pasaba, decían (Tonto Dick)
Muy terco, porque decía que tenía poder
Pero era por su terquedad, que era tan suelto
Se enamoraba de una chica diferente cada día
Y cuando le preguntábamos por qué, solo decía
(Soy el tipo de persona que le gusta divertirse
Necesito muchas chicas, no puedo tener solo una)
Puedo entender eso, pero esto es un poco insano
A veces me pregunto si su cerebro
Era su...
(T-t-t-tu-tu-tonto) (Tonto)
(Tonto Dick) (2x)
[ VERSO 3 ]
Perdió a su chica cuando perdió su trabajo
Así que para evitar vivir como un vago inútil
Se dedicó a las calles, porque no tenía opción
Y todos los días se escuchaba su voz
Diciendo '¡Jumbos! La tengo buena'
Pero nunca ganaba el dinero que un estafador podría
Porque cuando estaba parado en la esquina
Si una chica pasaba, él iba directo hacia ella
Era tan caliente, su calor no podía medirse
Para él, su negocio era su placer
Una mente cerrada, y de hecho
Cambiaba su nombre a Daddy Mack
La gente en las calles para quienes trabajaba
Lo dejaron de lado, ahora es solo un pobre más
Y todas sus chicas se fueron, porque nunca les importó
Eran sanguijuelas por un dólar, y obtuvieron su parte
El compa desapareció como un truco de magia
Y todos quieren saber qué pasó con Dick
Bueno, todavía está por ahí, pero ahora es un vagabundo
Persiguiendo a las mujeres sin hogar, sigue siendo el mismo Tonto
Dick
Escrita por: Mohandas Dewese