Dumb Dick (Richard)

Tonto Dick (Richard)

Dumb Dick (Richard)

(Tonto) (Tonto)(Du-dumb) (Dumb)
(T-t-tu-tu-tonto) (Tonto)(D-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)
(Tonto) (Tonto)(Du-dumb) (Dumb)
(T-t-t-tonto) (Tonto)(D-d-d-dumb) (Dumb)

[ VERSO 1 ][ VERSE 1 ]
Bueno, escuchen, compas, tengo algo que decirWell, listen up, homeboys, I got somethin to say
Sobre un compa de la vieja escuelaAbout a homeboy from back in the day
Su nombre era Richard, algunos le decían RickHis name was Richard, some called him Rick
Pero si lo conocías como yo, le dirías DickBut if you knew him like me, you'd call him Dick
Cuando crecíamos, siempre estábamos juntosWhen we were growin up, we stuck with each other
Como uña y mugre, era como un hermanoLike white on rice, he was kinda like a brother
Nos divertíamos mucho cuando éramos niñosWe had a lotta fun when we were kids
Siempre pasábamos por alto las tonterías que hacíaWe always overlooked the dumb things he did
Pero la diversión se acabó cuando llegamos a la secundariaBut the fun was over when we got to high school
Porque era hora de conquistar chicas, así que teníamos que ser coolCause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool
Teníamos muchas chicas, y nuestros amigos estaban impresionadosWe had a lotta girlies, and our friends were impressed
Pero algo salió mal, Rick se obsesionóOne thing went wrong, Rick got obsessed
No íbamos a clase, siempre pensaba en chicasWe wouldn't go to class, always think about ass
No si iba a pasar, si solo duraríaNot if he was gonna pass, if he would just last
Chicas era todo en lo que pensabaGirls was all he was thinkin about
Si la escuela fuera solo para chicos, él se habría salidoIf the school was all boys, he'da been dropped out
Cuando se salió, no sintió vergüenzaWhen he did drop out, he felt no shame
Y si me preguntas, tenía el nombre correctoAnd if you ask me, he had the right name
Porque odiaba irse, pero le encantaba venirCause he hated to go, but he loved to come
Por eso lo llamo Dick, porque Dick es TontoThat's why I call him Dick, cause Dick is Dumb
DickDick

(T-t-t-tu-tonto) (Tonto)(D-d-d-du-dumb) (Dumb)
(Tonto Dick)(Dumb Dick)
(T-t-t-tu-tonto)(D-d-d-du-dumb)

[ VERSO 2 ][ VERSE 2 ]
No iba a la escuela, pero tenía que sobrevivirHe wouldn't go to school, but he had to survive
Así que salió y consiguió un trabajo de 9 a 5So he went out and got him a 9 to 5
Aunque era perezoso, tenía que trabajarAlthough he was lazy, he had to work
Porque tenía muchas chicas, necesitaba dinero, el idiotaCause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk
Tan rápido como lo ganaba, su dinero se ibaAs fast as he made it, his money was spent
Cuando se trataba de chicas, no le importaba a dónde ibaWhen it came to girls, he didn't care where he went
Las perseguía como un perro, solíamos decir '¡trae!'He'd hound em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!"
Y no se sabía qué atraparíaAnd it was no tellin what he would catch
Iba al consultorio del doctor casi todas las semanasHe was in the doctor's office almost every week
Se volvió tan popular, todos le hablabanHe became so popular, everybody'd speak
Cuando entraba decían (Hola Rick)When he walked in they'd say (Hi Rick)
Y cuando pasaba, decían (Tonto Dick)And when he passed by, they'd say (Dumb Dick)
Muy terco, porque decía que tenía poderReally hard-headed, cause he said he had juice
Pero era por su terquedad, que era tan sueltoBut it was cause of his hard head, that he was so loose
Se enamoraba de una chica diferente cada díaHe was in love with another girl every day
Y cuando le preguntábamos por qué, solo decíaAnd when we asked him why, he'd only say
(Soy el tipo de persona que le gusta divertirse(I'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun
Necesito muchas chicas, no puedo tener solo una)I need a lotta girls, can't have just one)
Puedo entender eso, pero esto es un poco insanoI can understand that, but this is kind of insane
A veces me pregunto si su cerebroSometimes I wonder if his brain
Era su...Was his...

(T-t-t-tu-tu-tonto) (Tonto)(D-d-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)
(Tonto Dick) (2x)(Dumb Dick) (2x)

[ VERSO 3 ][ VERSE 3 ]
Perdió a su chica cuando perdió su trabajoHe lost his girl when he lost his job
Así que para evitar vivir como un vago inútilSo to keep himself from livin like a no-good slob
Se dedicó a las calles, porque no tenía opciónHe hustled on the streets, cause he had no choice
Y todos los días se escuchaba su vozAnd every day you'd hear his voice
Diciendo '¡Jumbos! La tengo buena'Sayin "Jumbos! I got it good"
Pero nunca ganaba el dinero que un estafador podríaBut he never made the money that a hustler could
Porque cuando estaba parado en la esquinaCause when he was standin out on the corner
Si una chica pasaba, él iba directo hacia ellaIf a girl walked by, he was right up on her
Era tan caliente, su calor no podía medirseHe was so hot, his heat couldn't be measured
Para él, su negocio era su placerTo him his business was his pleasure
Una mente cerrada, y de hechoA one-track mind, and as a matter of fact
Cambiaba su nombre a Daddy MackHe changed his name to Daddy Mack
La gente en las calles para quienes trabajabaThe people on the streets he was workin for
Lo dejaron de lado, ahora es solo un pobre másCut him off, now he's just plain old poor
Y todas sus chicas se fueron, porque nunca les importóAnd all his girls left, because they never cared
Eran sanguijuelas por un dólar, y obtuvieron su parteThe were leeches for a dollar, and they got their share
El compa desapareció como un truco de magiaHomeboy disappeared like a magic trick
Y todos quieren saber qué pasó con DickAnd everybody wanna know what happened to Dick
Bueno, todavía está por ahí, pero ahora es un vagabundoWell, he's still around, but now he's a bum
Persiguiendo a las mujeres sin hogar, sigue siendo el mismo TontoChasin bag ladies, he's the same old Dumb
DickDick