WATASHI wa UTA ga HETA
WATASHIはUTAがHETA 本気でUTAがHETA MAITTaka
WATASHI wa UTA ga HETA Honki de UTA ga HETA Maittaka
やたらにUTAがHETA むちゃくちゃUTAがHETA BO, BOE
Yatara ni UTA ga HETA Muchakucha UTA ga HETA BO, BOE
れんしゅうしてもDAME アメンボ あかいな あいうえお
Renshuu shite mo DAME Amenbo Akai na ai-u-eo
とっくんしてもDAME ないては DOJOUを こまらせた
Tokkun shite mo DAME Naite wa DOJOU wo Koma-ra-seta
MAIKU ひとりじめしても
MAIKU Hitorijime shite mo
さかな SAKANA さかなたべても
Sakana SAKANA sakana tabetemo
インドのやまおくでしゅぎょうしても
INDO no Yama oku de shugyoushite mo
うたがHETAなの なおらない
Uta ga HETA na no Naoranai
べんきょうのうた ありおり いまそかり
Benkyou no uta Ari ori Ima sokari
れんあいのうた アモーレ ベサメムーチョ
Ren'ai no uta Amoore Besame mucho
じんせいのうた なんとか なるだろう
Jinsei no uta Nantoka Naru darou
だまって WATASHIに ついてこい (わははは)
Damatte WATASHI ni Tsuitekoii (wahahaha)
(うーん、どうでしょうかね SENSEIこのうたは)
(uun, dou deshou ka nee SENSEI kono uta wa)
(ちょっともんだいあるんじゃないですかねこのうたは)
(chootto mondai aru'nja nai desu ka nee kono uta wa)
WATASHIはUTAがHETA 本気でUTAがHETA MAIttayo
WATASHI wa UTA ga HETA Honki de UTA ga HETA MAIttayo
(CHIKISHOO わるいかあ)
(CHIKISHOO Warui kaa)
やたらにUTAがHETA とにかくUTAがHETA いかどうぶん
Yatara ni UTA ga HETA Tonikaku UTA ga HETA Ikadoubun
そんな うたHETAなWATASHIでも
Sonna Uta HETA na WATASHI demo
すきに うたえるUTAがある
Suki ni Utaeru UTA ga aru
うたがHETAなWATASHIでも
UTA ga HETA na WATASHI demo
すきに うたえるWATASHIのうた
Suki ni Utaeru WATASHI no UTA
おそうじんをうた おらおらじゃまだどけ
Osoujin o uta Oraora jama da dokee
おせんたくのうた またこんなためこんでる
Osentaku no uta Mata konna tame konderuu
おりょうりのうた おだしはこんぶがすき
Oryouri no uta Odashi wa konbu ga suki
おひるねのうた しゅふのたしなみでしょやっぱ
Ohirune no uta Shufu no tashinami desho yappa
おかいもののうた おっちゃんKOREなんぼや
Okaimono no uta Occhan KORE nanboya
ごみだしのうた PETTOBOTORU(PET Bottle)はぶんべつ
GOMIdashi no uta PETTOBOTORU(PET Bottle) wa bunbetsu
おさいほうのうた ものもちいいWATASHI
Osaihou no uta Monomochi ii WATASHI
よるのおつとめのうた ......あはまだうたえないけど (えへへ)
Yoru no OTSUTOME no uta ......a ha mada utaenai kedo (ehehe)
I Can't Sing
I can't sing, I really can't sing, I'm totally lost
I just can't sing, it's a total mess, BO, BOE~~
Even if I practice, it doesn't help, like a red tadpole, a-i-u-e-o
Even if I try hard, it doesn't work, crying, I made you feel bad
Even if I hog the mic all to myself
Even if I eat fish, fish, fish
Even if I study in the mountains of India
I still can't sing, it just won't get better
Study songs, they're all over the place, right now, so close
Love songs, amor, besame mucho
Life songs, somehow, it'll work out
Just shut up and follow me (wahahaha)
(Hmm, what do you think, teacher, about this song?)
(Isn't there a bit of a problem with this song?)
I can't sing, I really can't sing, I'm totally lost
(Damn, is that bad?)
I just can't sing, anyway, I can't sing, it's a total mess
Even though I'm a terrible singer
I have songs I can sing if I want
Even though I'm a terrible singer
I have my own songs I can sing
A song for cleaning, hey, hey, it's a hassle, isn't it?
A song for laundry, again, what's this for?
A cooking song, I like kelp, that's my jam
A nap song, it's just what a housewife does, right?
A shopping song, hey, what is this?
A trash song, PET BOTTLE, it's recycling
A song about my age, I'm doing well
A night duty song... ah, I still can't sing it (ehehe)