Miss Macclesfield
She was the perfect woman,
She was my kind of a bird,
'Cos she stayed in the kitchen and she never said a word.
She had real big tits and a lovely slappable arse,
But now she's into barbeques and wine bars.
Oh, I used to go out with her 'cos she cooked me all me meals,
Then one day she made it big when she won Miss Macclesfield.
She married and Italian just 'cos he were posh,
And they honeymooned in Brussles and he played a bit of squash.
Next she wed an ale baron who come from Lancashire,
But he wasn't rich, he was just another Wigan queer.
Oh, I used to out with here 'cos she cooked me all me meals,
Miss Macclesfield....
Then one day she made it big, when she won Miss Macclesfield.
She'll get fed up of buffets and one day she'll come back,
'Cos she knows that all the real men live in Macc,
She'll tell me that she loves me and she hated livin' with toffs,
So I'll slip her a length and then I'll tell her,
Fuck off.
I used to go out with her 'cos she cooked a nice bit of grub,
She may have been a beauty queen but I'd rather go down the pub.
Miss Macclesfield, Miss Macclesfield.
Señorita Macclesfield
Ella era la mujer perfecta,
Ella era mi tipo de chica,
Porque se quedaba en la cocina y nunca decía una palabra.
Tenía unas tetas realmente grandes y un trasero adorable para darle una palmada,
Pero ahora está metida en barbacoas y bares de vinos.
Solía salir con ella porque me cocinaba todas mis comidas,
Luego un día se hizo famosa cuando ganó Señorita Macclesfield.
Se casó con un italiano solo porque era elegante,
Y se fueron de luna de miel a Bruselas y él jugaba un poco de squash.
Luego se casó con un barón de la cerveza que venía de Lancashire,
Pero no era rico, solo era otro marica de Wigan.
Solía salir con ella porque me cocinaba todas mis comidas,
Señorita Macclesfield...
Luego un día se hizo famosa, cuando ganó Señorita Macclesfield.
Se cansará de los bufés y un día volverá,
Porque sabe que todos los hombres de verdad viven en Macc,
Me dirá que me ama y que odiaba vivir con pijos,
Así que le daré una buena y luego le diré,
Que se vaya a la mierda.
Solía salir con ella porque cocinaba una buena comida,
Puede haber sido reina de belleza pero prefiero ir al pub.
Señorita Macclesfield, Señorita Macclesfield.
Escrita por: The Macc Lads