Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap Of Doom
When Sumo Rabbit was let out of his hutch,
You couldn't believe a rabbit looked to butch,
His muscles ripped, there is death within his eyes,
Other forms of life are things he does despise.
Sumo Rabbit goes to nightclubs to kick some trendy ass,
Thye drinks Nuclear Brown so he can have the glass,
Then without a warning, he crushes it in his paw,
Then without a flicker, he'll stuff it in your jaw.
Then he goes to a food-bar to hassle the fuckin' owner,
He starts by telling others that they are all?
Then he has some food but won't pay lot the bill,
THen to top the lot he goes inh for the kill.
Sumo
Into the fighting ring to everyone's surprise,
Sumo throws a rabbit turd between his opponent's eyes,
With a crash and an ear-splitting squeek,
For his opponent it's the end of the fuckin' week.
El Conejo Sumo y su Trampa Ineludible del Destino
Cuando el Conejo Sumo salió de su conejera,
No podías creer que un conejo pareciera tan rudo,
Sus músculos rasgados, hay muerte en sus ojos,
Otras formas de vida son cosas que desprecia.
El Conejo Sumo va a clubes nocturnos para dar una paliza a la moda,
Bebe Nuclear Brown para tener el vaso,
Luego, sin previo aviso, lo aplasta con su garra,
Luego, sin titubear, te lo mete en la boca.
Luego va a un bar de comida para molestar al maldito dueño,
Comienza diciéndole a los demás que todos son?
Luego come algo pero no paga la cuenta,
Y para rematar, va directo a matar.
Sumo
Entra al ring de pelea para sorpresa de todos,
Sumo lanza una caca de conejo entre los ojos de su oponente,
Con un estruendo y un chillido ensordecedor,
Para su oponente es el fin de la semana de mierda.