Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap Of Doom

El Conejo Sumo y su Trampa Ineludible del Destino

Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap Of Doom

Cuando el Conejo Sumo salió de su conejera,When Sumo Rabbit was let out of his hutch,
No podías creer que un conejo pareciera tan rudo,You couldn't believe a rabbit looked to butch,
Sus músculos rasgados, hay muerte en sus ojos,His muscles ripped, there is death within his eyes,
Otras formas de vida son cosas que desprecia.Other forms of life are things he does despise.
El Conejo Sumo va a clubes nocturnos para dar una paliza a la moda,Sumo Rabbit goes to nightclubs to kick some trendy ass,
Bebe Nuclear Brown para tener el vaso,Thye drinks Nuclear Brown so he can have the glass,
Luego, sin previo aviso, lo aplasta con su garra,Then without a warning, he crushes it in his paw,
Luego, sin titubear, te lo mete en la boca.Then without a flicker, he'll stuff it in your jaw.
Luego va a un bar de comida para molestar al maldito dueño,Then he goes to a food-bar to hassle the fuckin' owner,
Comienza diciéndole a los demás que todos son?He starts by telling others that they are all?
Luego come algo pero no paga la cuenta,Then he has some food but won't pay lot the bill,
Y para rematar, va directo a matar.THen to top the lot he goes inh for the kill.
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Entra al ring de pelea para sorpresa de todos,Into the fighting ring to everyone's surprise,
Sumo lanza una caca de conejo entre los ojos de su oponente,Sumo throws a rabbit turd between his opponent's eyes,
Con un estruendo y un chillido ensordecedor,With a crash and an ear-splitting squeek,
Para su oponente es el fin de la semana de mierda.For his opponent it's the end of the fuckin' week.