Kitten Is Angry
My kitten, my kitty cat.
When she's content she purrs.
She thinks the house is hers.
But you won't like her when she's angry.
No, you won't like her when she's angry.
Angry, angry.
She's cuddly.
She's lovely when she's in a happy mood.
She loves her kitten food.
But she's got such an attitude...
Completely rotten attitude.
Rotten attitude.
Kitten is angry, kitten is offended.
Fur standing out and little claws extended.
Darting around and meowing quite a bit,
and throwing such a hissy fit.
I don't know what to make of it.
Don't touch her.
Don't look at her.
My kitten knows TAE KWON DO.
She can take you out, I know.
I've seen it before and it's not pretty.
She's really one ferocious kitty cat now.
(Oh no.)
She's deadly.
She'll hurt you.
She'll show you endless pain.
Her little whiskers are stained with the blood of those that she has slain.
Believe me, she will go insane.
She will go insane.
Kitten is angry, kitten is offended.
Fur standing out and little claws extended.
Darting around and meowing quite a bit,
and throwing such a hissy fit.
I don't know what to make of it.
Kitten is angry, full of discontentment.
Wildly attacking random pieces of lint.
Darting around in a psychotic blitz,
and throwing all these hissy fits,
but I still love my kitty cat to bits!
El gatito está enojado
Mi gatito, mi gatito.
Cuando está contenta ronronea.
Ella piensa que la casa es suya.
Pero no te gustará cuando esté enojada.
No, no te gustará cuando esté enojada.
Enojada, enojada.
Ella es cariñosa.
Es encantadora cuando está de buen humor.
Ama su comida de gatito.
Pero tiene una actitud tan...
Completamente podrida actitud.
Podrida actitud.
El gatito está enojado, el gatito está ofendido.
El pelaje erizado y las pequeñas garras extendidas.
Corriendo de un lado a otro y maullando bastante,
y armando un gran escándalo.
No sé qué hacer al respecto.
No la toques.
No la mires.
Mi gatito sabe TAE KWON DO.
Ella puede acabar contigo, lo sé.
Lo he visto antes y no es bonito.
Realmente es una gatita feroz ahora.
(Oh no.)
Ella es mortal.
Te hará daño.
Te mostrará un dolor interminable.
Sus pequeños bigotes están manchados con la sangre de aquellos a quienes ha matado.
Créeme, ella enloquecerá.
Ella enloquecerá.
El gatito está enojado, el gatito está ofendido.
El pelaje erizado y las pequeñas garras extendidas.
Corriendo de un lado a otro y maullando bastante,
y armando un gran escándalo.
No sé qué hacer al respecto.
El gatito está enojado, lleno de descontento.
Atacando salvajemente pedazos aleatorios de pelusa.
Corriendo de un lado a otro en un frenesí psicótico,
y armando todos estos escándalos,
¡pero aún amo a mi gatito con locura!