Drinkin' Booze
I got a buddy
A really cool guy
He got into drinking
And ended up in a bind
He stumbles home wasted
And passes out on the couch
His wife is complaining
Sleeps alone on the bed
Listening to him snore
That woman is a knockout
A fierce little thing
A total knockout
Who’s not getting any love
He doesn’t do it like he used to
The way she wants it done
At this rate, my buddy
Is in serious trouble
Of losing his wife
And he’s drinkin' booze
Downin' booze
Chuggin' booze
While his wife wants some action
And he’s just out of it
Coffee’s just booze
Lunch is booze
Dinner’s just booze
The man’s already in deep
And can’t stop drinkin'.