I Wish I Was a Lesbian
I wish i was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
I wish i were a lesbian and not a hetero!
I wish i was a lesbian and that i wasn't straight.
I'd sleep with women only. man, it would be great.
I'd throw away my diaphragm, i wouldn't want to mate.
I wish i was a lesbian, and that i wasn't straight!
I wish i were a lesbian, i'd like to be a dyke.
I'd sleep with k.d. lang. mel gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish i was a lesbian, i'd like to be a dyke!
I wish i was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish i was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
I dare casey kasem to play this!
I wish i was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(i hate that machis'mo!)
I wish i was a lesbian and not a hetero.
Ojalá fuera lesbiana
Ojalá fuera lesbiana, y no hetero.
No tendría que lidiar con hombres y todo su ir y venir,
Y toda su asquerosa asquerosa barba y todo su machismo.
¡Ojalá fuera lesbiana y no hetero!
Ojalá fuera lesbiana y no fuera heterosexual.
Dormiría solo con mujeres. Hombre, sería genial.
Tiraría mi diafragma, no querría aparear.
Ojalá fuera lesbiana, y no fuera heterosexual!
Ojalá fuera lesbiana, me gustaría ser una machorra.
Dormiría con k.d. lang. ¡Mel Gibson, lárgate!
Pienso que sería agradable amar a alguien que fuera similar.
Ojalá fuera lesbiana, me gustaría ser una machorra!
Ojalá fuera lesbiana, por eso se canta esta canción.
Realmente no debería importar cómo alguien está colgado.
Otras cosas son más importantes, como cómo usas tu lengua.
Ojalá fuera lesbiana, por eso se canta esta canción!
¡Desafío a Casey Kasem a poner esto!
Ojalá fuera lesbiana, y no hetero.
No tendría que lidiar con hombres y todo su ir y venir,
Y toda su asquerosa barba y todo su machismo
(¡Odio ese machismo!)
Ojalá fuera lesbiana y no hetero.