I Wish I Was a Lesbian

Ojalá fuera lesbiana

I Wish I Was a Lesbian

Ojalá fuera lesbiana, y no hetero.I wish i was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
No tendría que lidiar con hombres y todo su ir y venir,I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
Y toda su asquerosa asquerosa barba y todo su machismo.And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
¡Ojalá fuera lesbiana y no hetero!I wish i were a lesbian and not a hetero!

Ojalá fuera lesbiana y no fuera heterosexual.I wish i was a lesbian and that i wasn't straight.
Dormiría solo con mujeres. Hombre, sería genial.I'd sleep with women only. man, it would be great.
Tiraría mi diafragma, no querría aparear.I'd throw away my diaphragm, i wouldn't want to mate.
Ojalá fuera lesbiana, y no fuera heterosexual!I wish i was a lesbian, and that i wasn't straight!

Ojalá fuera lesbiana, me gustaría ser una machorra.I wish i were a lesbian, i'd like to be a dyke.
Dormiría con k.d. lang. ¡Mel Gibson, lárgate!I'd sleep with k.d. lang. mel gibson, take a hike!
Pienso que sería agradable amar a alguien que fuera similar.I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
Ojalá fuera lesbiana, me gustaría ser una machorra!I wish i was a lesbian, i'd like to be a dyke!

Ojalá fuera lesbiana, por eso se canta esta canción.I wish i was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
Realmente no debería importar cómo alguien está colgado.It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Otras cosas son más importantes, como cómo usas tu lengua.Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
Ojalá fuera lesbiana, por eso se canta esta canción!I wish i was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!

¡Desafío a Casey Kasem a poner esto!I dare casey kasem to play this!

Ojalá fuera lesbiana, y no hetero.I wish i was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
No tendría que lidiar con hombres y todo su ir y venir,I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
Y toda su asquerosa barba y todo su machismoAnd all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(¡Odio ese machismo!)(i hate that machis'mo!)
Ojalá fuera lesbiana y no hetero.I wish i was a lesbian and not a hetero.