Hercules
If you don't look you won't see
Everybody is Hercules
If you don't watch you won't be cool
And nobody will like you
You just experienced the latest invention
In a place that's too miserable to mention
And someone did some things to you just the other day
That are just too dirty for me to want to say
Well you just experienced the latest thing
I know it's just another thing
Just when you think that you're safe and alone
There comes a big, fat zombie with a taste for your tail-bone
If you don't look you won't see
Everybody is Hercules
If you don't watch you won't be cool
And nobody will like you
You got a problem?
I think I got a problem
I've just been molested by a prehistoric goblin
From Mars with a Martian eyeball
And it's just like a jelly fish nailed to a wall
If you don't look you won't see
Everybody is Hercules
If you don't watch you won't be cool
And nobody will like you
I see a spider-man vigorously jumping
Up and down on a little pink dumpling
Never-Never Land sparkles in the midst
Of the dust of a table being beaten by an ape fist
If you don't look you won't see
Everybody is Hercules
If you don't watch you won't be cool
And nobody will like you
If you don't look you won't see
Everybody is Hercules
If you don't watch you won't be cool
And nobody will like you
Hércules
Si no miras, no verás
Todo el mundo es Hércules
Si no miras, no serás genial
Y a nadie le gustarás
Acabas de experimentar la última invención
En un lugar que es demasiado miserable para mencionar
Y alguien te hizo algunas cosas el otro día
Eso es demasiado sucio para que yo quiera decir
Bueno, acabas de experimentar lo último
Sé que es otra cosa
Justo cuando piensas que estás a salvo y solo
Llega un zombi grande y gordo con gusto por tu rabo
Si no miras, no verás
Todo el mundo es Hércules
Si no miras, no serás genial
Y a nadie le gustarás
¿Tienes algún problema?
Creo que tengo un problema
Acabo de ser abusado por un duende prehistórico
De Marte con un globo ocular marciano
Y es como un pez jalea clavado en una pared
Si no miras, no verás
Todo el mundo es Hércules
Si no miras, no serás genial
Y a nadie le gustarás
Veo a un hombre araña saltando vigorosamente
Arriba y abajo en una pequeña bola de masa rosada
Never-Never Land brilla en medio
Del polvo de una mesa siendo golpeado por un puño de simio
Si no miras, no verás
Todo el mundo es Hércules
Si no miras, no serás genial
Y a nadie le gustarás
Si no miras, no verás
Todo el mundo es Hércules
Si no miras, no serás genial
Y a nadie le gustarás