Hercules

Hércules

Hercules

Si no miras, no verás
If you don't look you won't see
Todo el mundo es Hércules
Everybody is Hercules
Si no miras, no serás genial
If you don't watch you won't be cool
Y a nadie le gustarás
And nobody will like you

Acabas de experimentar la última invención
You just experienced the latest invention
En un lugar que es demasiado miserable para mencionar
In a place that's too miserable to mention
Y alguien te hizo algunas cosas el otro día
And someone did some things to you just the other day
Eso es demasiado sucio para que yo quiera decir
That are just too dirty for me to want to say

Bueno, acabas de experimentar lo último
Well you just experienced the latest thing
Sé que es otra cosa
I know it's just another thing
Justo cuando piensas que estás a salvo y solo
Just when you think that you're safe and alone
Llega un zombi grande y gordo con gusto por tu rabo
There comes a big, fat zombie with a taste for your tail-bone

Si no miras, no verás
If you don't look you won't see
Todo el mundo es Hércules
Everybody is Hercules
Si no miras, no serás genial
If you don't watch you won't be cool
Y a nadie le gustarás
And nobody will like you

¿Tienes algún problema?
You got a problem?
Creo que tengo un problema
I think I got a problem
Acabo de ser abusado por un duende prehistórico
I've just been molested by a prehistoric goblin
De Marte con un globo ocular marciano
From Mars with a Martian eyeball
Y es como un pez jalea clavado en una pared
And it's just like a jelly fish nailed to a wall

Si no miras, no verás
If you don't look you won't see
Todo el mundo es Hércules
Everybody is Hercules
Si no miras, no serás genial
If you don't watch you won't be cool
Y a nadie le gustarás
And nobody will like you

Veo a un hombre araña saltando vigorosamente
I see a spider-man vigorously jumping
Arriba y abajo en una pequeña bola de masa rosada
Up and down on a little pink dumpling
Never-Never Land brilla en medio
Never-Never Land sparkles in the midst
Del polvo de una mesa siendo golpeado por un puño de simio
Of the dust of a table being beaten by an ape fist

Si no miras, no verás
If you don't look you won't see
Todo el mundo es Hércules
Everybody is Hercules
Si no miras, no serás genial
If you don't watch you won't be cool
Y a nadie le gustarás
And nobody will like you

Si no miras, no verás
If you don't look you won't see
Todo el mundo es Hércules
Everybody is Hercules
Si no miras, no serás genial
If you don't watch you won't be cool
Y a nadie le gustarás
And nobody will like you