Hercules

Hércules

Hercules

Si no miras, no verásIf you don't look you won't see
Todo el mundo es HérculesEverybody is Hercules
Si no miras, no serás genialIf you don't watch you won't be cool
Y a nadie le gustarásAnd nobody will like you

Acabas de experimentar la última invenciónYou just experienced the latest invention
En un lugar que es demasiado miserable para mencionarIn a place that's too miserable to mention
Y alguien te hizo algunas cosas el otro díaAnd someone did some things to you just the other day
Eso es demasiado sucio para que yo quiera decirThat are just too dirty for me to want to say

Bueno, acabas de experimentar lo últimoWell you just experienced the latest thing
Sé que es otra cosaI know it's just another thing
Justo cuando piensas que estás a salvo y soloJust when you think that you're safe and alone
Llega un zombi grande y gordo con gusto por tu raboThere comes a big, fat zombie with a taste for your tail-bone

Si no miras, no verásIf you don't look you won't see
Todo el mundo es HérculesEverybody is Hercules
Si no miras, no serás genialIf you don't watch you won't be cool
Y a nadie le gustarásAnd nobody will like you

¿Tienes algún problema?You got a problem?
Creo que tengo un problemaI think I got a problem
Acabo de ser abusado por un duende prehistóricoI've just been molested by a prehistoric goblin
De Marte con un globo ocular marcianoFrom Mars with a Martian eyeball
Y es como un pez jalea clavado en una paredAnd it's just like a jelly fish nailed to a wall

Si no miras, no verásIf you don't look you won't see
Todo el mundo es HérculesEverybody is Hercules
Si no miras, no serás genialIf you don't watch you won't be cool
Y a nadie le gustarásAnd nobody will like you

Veo a un hombre araña saltando vigorosamenteI see a spider-man vigorously jumping
Arriba y abajo en una pequeña bola de masa rosadaUp and down on a little pink dumpling
Never-Never Land brilla en medioNever-Never Land sparkles in the midst
Del polvo de una mesa siendo golpeado por un puño de simioOf the dust of a table being beaten by an ape fist

Si no miras, no verásIf you don't look you won't see
Todo el mundo es HérculesEverybody is Hercules
Si no miras, no serás genialIf you don't watch you won't be cool
Y a nadie le gustarásAnd nobody will like you

Si no miras, no verásIf you don't look you won't see
Todo el mundo es HérculesEverybody is Hercules
Si no miras, no serás genialIf you don't watch you won't be cool
Y a nadie le gustarásAnd nobody will like you