RTRT
一一
Yī yī
一二一
yī èr yī
一二三四五六七
yī èr sān sì wǔ liù qī
一一
yī yī
一二一
yī èr yī
一二三四五六七
yī èr sān sì wǔ liù qī
Hop hop, you came along my secret labotory
Hop hop, you came along my secret labotory
Spiky, spiky bloody fangs hungry for my qi
Spiky, spiky bloody fangs hungry for my qi
Hold up, mister
Hold up, mister
Right there, mister
Right there, mister
Sit down, mister
Sit down, mister
How about some retort, pouch of curry?
How about some retort, pouch of curry?
Pouch of chili, pouch of MRE
Pouch of chili, pouch of MRE
But you're rather picky
But you're rather picky
Well, I'll make you something else
Well, I'll make you something else
Don't need to show me how
Don't need to show me how
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
Canto or Sichuan
Canto or Sichuan
Jiangsu or Hunan
Jiangsu or Hunan
No matter which one you pick I'll get it done
No matter which one you pick I'll get it done
炸酱面 and 小笼包
Zhajiangmian and xiaolongbao
馄饨 and 叉烧
Wonton and chashao
Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch
Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch
You're loving my retort, I'm loving your retort
You're loving my retort, I'm loving your retort
You're my only retort, you're my only retort
You're my only retort, you're my only retort
Crack, crack, you stretch your arms out asking for a hug
Crack, crack, you stretch your arms out asking for a hug
Hidden under your talisman is your practised smile
Hidden under your talisman is your practised smile
Come here, mister
Come here, mister
Help me, mister
Help me, mister
Right here, mister
Right here, mister
You took up my spoon
You took up my spoon
Stirring curry, stirring chili
Stirring curry, stirring chili
That's when I've realized we've became family
That's when I've realized we've became family
Then he came, a man in black and white, he's holding
Then he came, a man in black and white, he's holding
Laser guns and bagua signs
Laser guns and bagua signs
Then he aimed at your slimy skin and pulled the
Then he aimed at your slimy skin and pulled the
Trigger, your head bursts
Trigger, your head bursts
Shh, I'll stitch you back up
Shh, I'll stitch you back up
Don't need to show me how
Don't need to show me how
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
I'll give you plastic eyes, and give you nylon hair
I'll give you plastic eyes, and give you nylon hair
And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired
And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired
Shark fin soup or dim sum
Shark fin soup or dim sum
Dumpling or Peking duck
Dumpling or Peking duck
Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back
Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back
But you're still my retort, but you're still my retort
But you're still my retort, but you're still my retort
I'm seeking for retort, I'm seeking for retort
I'm seeking for retort, I'm seeking for retort
RTRT
yi yi
yī èr yī
yī èr sān sì wǔ liù qī
yi yi
yī èr yī
yī èr sān sì wǔ liù qī
Hop hop, viniste a mi laboratorio secreto
Colmillos sangrientos puntiagudos y puntiagudos hambrientos de mi qi
Espera, señor
Ahí mismo, señor
Siéntate, señor
¿Qué tal una bolsita de curry?
Bolsa de chile, bolsa de MRE
Pero eres bastante exigente
Bueno, te haré algo más
No es necesario que me muestres cómo
Ya que soy el científico loco, proclamado por mí mismo
Canto o Sichuan
Jiangsu o Hunan
No importa cuál elijas, lo haré
Zhajiangmian y xiaolongbao
wonton y chashao
La entrega a domicilio o la comida para llevar no superarán mi bolsa de réplica
Te encanta mi respuesta, me encanta tu respuesta
Eres mi única réplica, eres mi única réplica
Crack, crack, estiras los brazos pidiendo un abrazo
Escondido bajo tu talismán está tu sonrisa practicada
Ven aqui señor
Ayúdeme, señor
Aquí mismo, señor
Tomaste mi cuchara
Revolver el curry, revolver el chile
Fue entonces cuando me di cuenta de que nos habíamos convertido en familia
Luego vino, un hombre vestido de blanco y negro, sosteniendo
Pistolas láser y carteles de bagua
Luego apuntó a tu piel viscosa y sacó la
Dispara, tu cabeza estalla
Shh, te volveré a coser
No es necesario que me muestres cómo
Ya que soy el científico loco, proclamado por mí mismo
Te daré ojos de plástico y cabello de nailon
Y me aseguraré de reparar tu talismán
Sopa de aleta de tiburón o dim sum
Dumpling o pato pekinés
Nada de lo que haga te devolverá ese encanto dentro de ti
Pero sigues siendo mi réplica, pero sigues siendo mi réplica
Estoy buscando una réplica, estoy buscando una réplica