RTRT
一一
Yī yī
一二一
yī èr yī
一二三四五六七
yī èr sān sì wǔ liù qī
一一
yī yī
一二一
yī èr yī
一二三四五六七
yī èr sān sì wǔ liù qī
Hop hop, you came along my secret labotory
Hop hop, you came along my secret labotory
Spiky, spiky bloody fangs hungry for my qi
Spiky, spiky bloody fangs hungry for my qi
Hold up, mister
Hold up, mister
Right there, mister
Right there, mister
Sit down, mister
Sit down, mister
How about some retort, pouch of curry?
How about some retort, pouch of curry?
Pouch of chili, pouch of MRE
Pouch of chili, pouch of MRE
But you're rather picky
But you're rather picky
Well, I'll make you something else
Well, I'll make you something else
Don't need to show me how
Don't need to show me how
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
Canto or Sichuan
Canto or Sichuan
Jiangsu or Hunan
Jiangsu or Hunan
No matter which one you pick I'll get it done
No matter which one you pick I'll get it done
炸酱面 and 小笼包
Zhajiangmian and xiaolongbao
馄饨 and 叉烧
Wonton and chashao
Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch
Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch
You're loving my retort, I'm loving your retort
You're loving my retort, I'm loving your retort
You're my only retort, you're my only retort
You're my only retort, you're my only retort
Crack, crack, you stretch your arms out asking for a hug
Crack, crack, you stretch your arms out asking for a hug
Hidden under your talisman is your practised smile
Hidden under your talisman is your practised smile
Come here, mister
Come here, mister
Help me, mister
Help me, mister
Right here, mister
Right here, mister
You took up my spoon
You took up my spoon
Stirring curry, stirring chili
Stirring curry, stirring chili
That's when I've realized we've became family
That's when I've realized we've became family
Then he came, a man in black and white, he's holding
Then he came, a man in black and white, he's holding
Laser guns and bagua signs
Laser guns and bagua signs
Then he aimed at your slimy skin and pulled the
Then he aimed at your slimy skin and pulled the
Trigger, your head bursts
Trigger, your head bursts
Shh, I'll stitch you back up
Shh, I'll stitch you back up
Don't need to show me how
Don't need to show me how
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
I'll give you plastic eyes, and give you nylon hair
I'll give you plastic eyes, and give you nylon hair
And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired
And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired
Shark fin soup or dim sum
Shark fin soup or dim sum
Dumpling or Peking duck
Dumpling or Peking duck
Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back
Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back
But you're still my retort, but you're still my retort
But you're still my retort, but you're still my retort
I'm seeking for retort, I'm seeking for retort
I'm seeking for retort, I'm seeking for retort
RTRT
Un, un
Un, deux, un
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept
Un, un
Un, deux, un
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept
Hop hop, tu es arrivé dans mon labo secret
Des crocs pointus, affamés de mon qi
Attends, mec
Juste là, mec
Assieds-toi, mec
Que dirais-tu d'une réponse, un sachet de curry ?
Un sachet de piment, un sachet de MRE
Mais tu es plutôt difficile
Eh bien, je vais te préparer autre chose
Pas besoin de me montrer comment
Puisque je suis le scientifique fou, proclamé par moi-même
Canto ou Sichuan
Jiangsu ou Hunan
Peu importe lequel tu choisis, je vais le faire
炸酱面 et 小笼包
馄饨 et 叉烧
Livraison ou à emporter, rien ne bat mon sachet de réponse
Tu aimes ma réponse, j'aime ta réponse
Tu es ma seule réponse, tu es ma seule réponse
Craque, craque, tu tends les bras en demandant un câlin
Caché sous ton talisman se trouve ton sourire entraîné
Viens ici, mec
Aide-moi, mec
Juste ici, mec
Tu as pris ma cuillère
Remuant le curry, remuant le piment
C'est là que j'ai réalisé qu'on était devenus une famille
Puis il est arrivé, un homme en noir et blanc, il tient
Des pistolets laser et des signes bagua
Puis il a visé ta peau visqueuse et a tiré
La gâchette, ta tête éclate
Chut, je vais te recoudre
Pas besoin de me montrer comment
Puisque je suis le scientifique fou, proclamé par moi-même
Je te donnerai des yeux en plastique, et des cheveux en nylon
Et je m'assurerai de réparer ton talisman
Soupe d'ailerons de requin ou dim sum
Ravioli ou canard laqué
Rien de ce que je fais ne ramènera ce charme en toi
Mais tu es toujours ma réponse, mais tu es toujours ma réponse
Je cherche une réponse, je cherche une réponse