Vui Se Pulisia
Mama jo vull ser policia
Per anar tot el dia
Disparant a la gent
I és que vaig neixer violent
De petit tots ho sabien
Amb aquest nai no t'hi fiques
O et farà saltar les dents
O et farà saltar les dents
La història d'un xaval
Sempre anava amb mil problemes
Doncs li agradava fer mal
Li agradava rajar venes
Ell es va anar fent gran
Cada vegada amb més tela
I va quedar pensant en fer-se mosso
Quina pena!
L'antiabalots al seu lloc
Fent mal és feliç està com una cabra!
Abans de sortir a repartir
A dins del furgó donant-li a la blanca
Incrementa l'ànsia la ira locura
Mal reprimida el que passa
Que tots s'han perdut classes però no de policia
La cosa està maja
Mama jo vull ser policia
Per robar hai I Maria
I no haver'ho de pagar, doncs l'economia
Al final no ho resistia
I ho vaig tenir clar (molt clar)
Civil urbana deu dies I em servirà
Vaig pel carrer olorant-ho tot bé
Aviam que s'asoma (aviam que s'asoma)
Si ets un mal factor, però no fumador
A mi me la sopla (a mi me la sopla)
Paro als xavals, és lo més normal
Al parc fent la tarda (al parc fent la tarda)
Peró també et puc parar
Si vas caminant I tens cara d'ànsia (I tens cara d'ànsia)
Si el que tens és socolent
La multa no arriba (no pas!)
Pero si està molt dolent vigila nai vigila (es clar!)
Així és com ho fem de tota la vida
I si trobo cosa blanca és com loteria
Mama jo vull ser policia
Desactivar bombes o potser ser espia
Vull ser com l'oració al vudu al superman
Un gran policia de nit I de dia
Defensant la ciutat
Defensant la ciutat
M'he tragat totes les sèries
Sóc un detectiu format
Analitzo ADN com el que es pren un tallat
Interpreto sangs I senyes
Que un altre agues oblidat
Disparo nom tallo jove t'ametrallo si ets malvat
Així que vaig entrar a l'acadèmia I no era veritat
No n'o veritat ni una sola part
Ara poso multes I pego a la gent
Començo a pensar
Que sóc jo el delinqüent (que sóc jo el delinqüent)
Mama jo vull ser policia
Per ser el rei de la ciutat
Vull autoritat
Doncs de petit no en tenia
I això m'ha afectat
Vull venjar el meu sofriment
Donant-te pel sac nai donant-te pel sac
De petit tots m'ignoràven
Ni la mama em feia cas
A mi al cole em marginaven
Sempre em feien anar a repàs
Vaig anar acumulant la ira
Fins que en tenia un cabàs
Vaig pensar com consumir-la
Fotent porrazo al teu cap
Pego a la gent
I vaig per la vida cobrant-me venjança
Tampara mental I molt poc social
El que el meu perfil marca (el que el meu perfil marca)
A l'hora del test psicològic
L'avaluador tenia vacances (tenia vacances)
Ara potser ja entens perquè això va com va
Perquè passa el que passa (això va com va)
Mama jo vull ser policia
Doncs vull una Espanya neta
No en tinc prou amb la baieta (no!)
Doncs ens roben el treball
La seguretat social
La immigració fa molt mal
A la meva Espanya blanca
Ni negres ni grocs a Espanya
El meu ídol és l'Anglada
Personatge pintoresc
Plataforma catalana
Partit polític de pes
Que primer anem els de casa
I la resta van després
Que els moros amb nens ataquen
Volen invadir al pais
Sé menys historia que un peix
I és que en els estudis no destacava
A casa meva cultura va escassa
Com una font que no raja
Criat en un ambient on es feia foment
De l'odi cap a l'altre
Amb aquest historial si la cosa està maja
De que cony t'extranyes
Si en algun moment s'et passa pel cap ser policia
Que sàpigues que hi han molts ponts a Barcelona
I les baranes no són molt altes
Així que ja saps
Cap avall
I Want to Be a Cop
Mama I want to be a cop
To go all day
Shooting at people
And it's because I was born violent
As a kid everyone knew
With this guy, don't mess with him
Or he'll knock your teeth out
Or he'll knock your teeth out
The story of a kid
Always had a thousand problems
Because he liked to hurt
He liked to cut veins
He grew up
With more and more issues
And he thought about becoming a cop
What a shame!
The anti-riot in place
Hurting makes him happy, he's crazy!
Before going out to distribute
Inside the van, hitting the white
Increases the urge, the anger, the madness
Poorly repressed what happens
That everyone has missed classes but not about being a cop
Things are cool
Mama I want to be a cop
To steal from Hai and Maria
And not have to pay, because the economy
In the end couldn't resist it
And I was clear (very clear)
Undercover for ten days and it will serve me
I walk down the street smelling everything good
Let's see who shows up (let's see who shows up)
If you're a troublemaker, but not a smoker
I don't care (I don't care)
I stop the kids, it's the most normal thing
In the park in the afternoon (in the park in the afternoon)
But I can also stop you
If you're walking and look anxious (and look anxious)
If what you have is tempting
The fine won't come (no!)
But if it's really bad, watch out, buddy, watch out (of course!)
That's how we've always done it
And if I find white stuff, it's like winning the lottery
Mama I want to be a cop
Disarm bombs or maybe be a spy
I want to be like the voodoo incantation, like Superman
A great cop at night and day
Defending the city
Defending the city
I've watched all the series
I'm a trained detective
I analyze DNA like having a coffee
I interpret blood and signs
That someone else forgot
I shoot, I don't cut, young one, I'll shoot you if you're evil
So I entered the academy and it wasn't true
Not a single part was true
Now I give fines and hit people
I start to think
That I'm the criminal (that I'm the criminal)
Mama I want to be a cop
To be the king of the city
I want authority
Because as a kid I didn't have any
And it affected me
I want to avenge my suffering
Hitting you, buddy, hitting you
As a kid everyone ignored me
Not even mom paid attention
At school, they marginalized me
Always sent me to detention
I accumulated anger
Until I had a bucketful
I thought about how to consume it
Hitting your head with a baton
I hit people
And go through life seeking revenge
Mentally disturbed and very unsocial
That's what my profile shows (that's what my profile shows)
At the psychological test
The evaluator was on vacation (was on vacation)
Now maybe you understand why things are the way they are
Why things happen the way they do
Mama I want to be a cop
Because I want a clean Spain
I'm not satisfied with the girl (no!)
Because they steal our jobs
Social security
Immigration is very bad
In my white Spain
No blacks or yellows in Spain
My idol is Anglada
A colorful character
Catalan platform
A weighty political party
That first come the locals
And the rest come later
That the Moors with children attack
They want to invade the country
I know less history than a fish
And I didn't stand out in studies
At home, culture is scarce
Like a fountain that doesn't flow
Raised in an environment where
Hate towards others was encouraged
With this background, if things are cool
Why the hell are you surprised
If at any moment you think about being a cop
Know that there are many bridges in Barcelona
And the railings aren't very high
So you know
Down you go