If You Date a Reader
Before you date a reader, you've been warned
You're up against a guy who died in chapter four
You said: I read a bit, I saw two books
Didn't see the TBR behind the door
If you date a reader, read the fine print
You're the side character, their book boyfriends are the main event
Bite a lip (hey) you might get lucky tonight
Tears on a page, say goodbye to your plans on sight
If you date a reader, sign the consent
To random sobbing over characters that never even existed, yeah
If you date a reader, you've been warned, that's it
(You've been warned, you've been warned, that's it, oh)
(You've been warned, you've been warned, that's it)
Before you date a reader, you should probably call your bank
Make up heels a little dinner, yeah, you've got that in the tank
But then she sees deluxe edition and your budget starts to shake
One signed copy, cute, three sprayed edges, big mistake
So, if you wanna love a reader, get in line behind the cast
Billionaires and fated mates and princes with tragic pasts
You're competing with an army on an overcrowded shelf (hey)
If you date a reader, sign the consent
For just one chapter till 3 AM hits
Yeah, if you date a reader, you've been warned, that's it
(You've been warned, you've been warned, that's it, hey)
(You've been warned, you've been warned, that's it, hey)
You'll learn their type, enemies to lovers
You'll learn their vibe, 300 year old phase and fated mates
You'll learn, book hangover, means cancelling plans again
If you date a reader, read the fine print
You'll learn real quick, where you stand
Somewhere between a book (hey, hey, hey)
And her fictional men
If you date a reader, sign the consent (hey)
To be loved in footnotes and blood twist
Yeah, I date a reader and I won't quit
(I've been warned, I've been warned, that's it, hey)
(I've been warned, I've been warned, that's it, hey)
Si Sales con un Lector
Antes de salir con un lector, ya te lo advirtieron
Te enfrentas a un tipo que murió en el capítulo cuatro
Dijiste: leo un poco, vi dos libros
No viste la lista de lecturas detrás de la puerta
Si sales con un lector, lee la letra pequeña
Eres el personaje secundario, sus novios de libros son el evento principal
Muerde un labio (hey) podrías tener suerte esta noche
Lágrimas en una página, dile adiós a tus planes de un vistazo
Si sales con un lector, firma el consentimiento
Para llantos aleatorios sobre personajes que ni siquiera existieron, sí
Si sales con un lector, ya te lo advirtieron, eso es todo
(Ya te lo advirtieron, ya te lo advirtieron, eso es todo, oh)
(Ya te lo advirtieron, ya te lo advirtieron, eso es todo)
Antes de salir con un lector, deberías llamar a tu banco
Prepara unos tacones, una cena, sí, tienes eso en mente
Pero luego ella ve la edición de lujo y tu presupuesto empieza a temblar
Una copia firmada, linda, tres bordes pintados, gran error
Así que, si quieres amar a un lector, haz fila detrás del elenco
Milmillonarios y almas gemelas y príncipes con pasados trágicos
Compites con un ejército en una estantería abarrotada (hey)
Si sales con un lector, firma el consentimiento
Por solo un capítulo hasta que den las 3 AM
Sí, si sales con un lector, ya te lo advirtieron, eso es todo
(Ya te lo advirtieron, ya te lo advirtieron, eso es todo, hey)
(Ya te lo advirtieron, ya te lo advirtieron, eso es todo, hey)
Aprenderás su tipo, enemigos a amantes
Aprenderás su vibra, fase de 300 años y almas gemelas
Aprenderás, resaca de libro, significa cancelar planes otra vez
Si sales con un lector, lee la letra pequeña
Aprenderás rápido, dónde te encuentras
En algún lugar entre un libro (hey, hey, hey)
Y sus hombres ficticios
Si sales con un lector, firma el consentimiento (hey)
Para ser amado en notas al pie y giros de sangre
Sí, salgo con un lector y no voy a rendirme
(Ya me lo advirtieron, ya me lo advirtieron, eso es todo, hey)
(Ya me lo advirtieron, ya me lo advirtieron, eso es todo, hey)