If You Date a Reader

Si Sales con un Lector

If You Date a Reader

Antes de salir con un lector, ya te lo advirtieronBefore you date a reader, you've been warned
Te enfrentas a un tipo que murió en el capítulo cuatroYou're up against a guy who died in chapter four
Dijiste: leo un poco, vi dos librosYou said: I read a bit, I saw two books
No viste la lista de lecturas detrás de la puertaDidn't see the TBR behind the door

Si sales con un lector, lee la letra pequeñaIf you date a reader, read the fine print
Eres el personaje secundario, sus novios de libros son el evento principalYou're the side character, their book boyfriends are the main event
Muerde un labio (hey) podrías tener suerte esta nocheBite a lip (hey) you might get lucky tonight
Lágrimas en una página, dile adiós a tus planes de un vistazoTears on a page, say goodbye to your plans on sight
Si sales con un lector, firma el consentimientoIf you date a reader, sign the consent
Para llantos aleatorios sobre personajes que ni siquiera existieron, síTo random sobbing over characters that never even existed, yeah
Si sales con un lector, ya te lo advirtieron, eso es todoIf you date a reader, you've been warned, that's it
(Ya te lo advirtieron, ya te lo advirtieron, eso es todo, oh)(You've been warned, you've been warned, that's it, oh)
(Ya te lo advirtieron, ya te lo advirtieron, eso es todo)(You've been warned, you've been warned, that's it)

Antes de salir con un lector, deberías llamar a tu bancoBefore you date a reader, you should probably call your bank
Prepara unos tacones, una cena, sí, tienes eso en menteMake up heels a little dinner, yeah, you've got that in the tank
Pero luego ella ve la edición de lujo y tu presupuesto empieza a temblarBut then she sees deluxe edition and your budget starts to shake
Una copia firmada, linda, tres bordes pintados, gran errorOne signed copy, cute, three sprayed edges, big mistake

Así que, si quieres amar a un lector, haz fila detrás del elencoSo, if you wanna love a reader, get in line behind the cast
Milmillonarios y almas gemelas y príncipes con pasados trágicosBillionaires and fated mates and princes with tragic pasts
Compites con un ejército en una estantería abarrotada (hey)You're competing with an army on an overcrowded shelf (hey)
Si sales con un lector, firma el consentimientoIf you date a reader, sign the consent
Por solo un capítulo hasta que den las 3 AMFor just one chapter till 3 AM hits
Sí, si sales con un lector, ya te lo advirtieron, eso es todoYeah, if you date a reader, you've been warned, that's it
(Ya te lo advirtieron, ya te lo advirtieron, eso es todo, hey)(You've been warned, you've been warned, that's it, hey)
(Ya te lo advirtieron, ya te lo advirtieron, eso es todo, hey)(You've been warned, you've been warned, that's it, hey)

Aprenderás su tipo, enemigos a amantesYou'll learn their type, enemies to lovers
Aprenderás su vibra, fase de 300 años y almas gemelasYou'll learn their vibe, 300 year old phase and fated mates
Aprenderás, resaca de libro, significa cancelar planes otra vezYou'll learn, book hangover, means cancelling plans again

Si sales con un lector, lee la letra pequeñaIf you date a reader, read the fine print
Aprenderás rápido, dónde te encuentrasYou'll learn real quick, where you stand
En algún lugar entre un libro (hey, hey, hey)Somewhere between a book (hey, hey, hey)
Y sus hombres ficticiosAnd her fictional men
Si sales con un lector, firma el consentimiento (hey)If you date a reader, sign the consent (hey)
Para ser amado en notas al pie y giros de sangreTo be loved in footnotes and blood twist
Sí, salgo con un lector y no voy a rendirmeYeah, I date a reader and I won't quit
(Ya me lo advirtieron, ya me lo advirtieron, eso es todo, hey)(I've been warned, I've been warned, that's it, hey)
(Ya me lo advirtieron, ya me lo advirtieron, eso es todo, hey)(I've been warned, I've been warned, that's it, hey)