Armless Skater
I have a friend who's only joy in life
is to skate, surf and flog his log
that is all he wants to do
and I think that's really great
but then one day he had an accident
they had to amputate his arms
guess if he was sad that day
he can't surf,
he can't skate
and he sure can't masturbate no more
Skater sin brazos
Tengo un amigo que es sólo alegría en la vida
es patinar, surfear y azotar su tronco
eso es todo lo que quiere hacer
y creo que es realmente genial
pero un día tuvo un accidente
tuvieron que amputar sus brazos
Supongo que si estaba triste ese día
no sabe surfe
no puede patinar
y seguro que ya no puede masturbarse