Armless Skater

Skater sin brazos

Armless Skater

Tengo un amigo que es sólo alegría en la vida
I have a friend who's only joy in life
es patinar, surfear y azotar su tronco
is to skate, surf and flog his log
eso es todo lo que quiere hacer
that is all he wants to do
y creo que es realmente genial
and I think that's really great
pero un día tuvo un accidente
but then one day he had an accident
tuvieron que amputar sus brazos
they had to amputate his arms
Supongo que si estaba triste ese día
guess if he was sad that day
no sabe surfe
he can't surf,
no puede patinar
he can't skate
y seguro que ya no puede masturbarse
and he sure can't masturbate no more