You Shouldn't Judge A Man By The Hair On His Butt!!
You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt.
Maybe it's like needles
Or possibly like bark
Does it need to be mowed
Like the lawn at the park?
Maybe it's too soft
Or possibly too coarse.
You stuck your hands down his pants
You though he was a horse.
Maybe it's light blonde
But probably it's black.
It streached from his belt
And covers up his back.
I saw he had it braided.
It made his pants real snug.
It covers up his butt cheeks like a rug.
Maybe it's like a forest
All covered up with trees
Maybe when he farts
His butt hairs blow in the breeze.
Maybe you were frightened because it was so scary
Or maybe you found out it was filled with dingle berries
¡No deberías juzgar a un hombre por el cabello en su trasero!
No deberías juzgar a un hombre por el cabello en su trasero.
Quizás sea como agujas
O posiblemente como corteza.
¿Necesita ser cortado
Como el césped en el parque?
Quizás sea demasiado suave
O posiblemente demasiado áspero.
Metiste tus manos en sus pantalones
Pensaste que era un caballo.
Quizás sea rubio claro
Pero probablemente sea negro.
Se extiende desde su cinturón
Y cubre su espalda.
Vi que lo tenía trenzado.
Hizo que sus pantalones fueran muy ajustados.
Cubre sus nalgas como una alfombra.
Quizás sea como un bosque
Todo cubierto de árboles.
Quizás cuando se tira un pedo
Sus vellos del trasero soplan en la brisa.
Quizás te asustaste porque era tan aterrador
O tal vez descubriste que estaba lleno de bolitas de caca.