You Shouldn't Judge A Man By The Hair On His Butt!!

¡No deberías juzgar a un hombre por el cabello en su trasero!

You Shouldn't Judge A Man By The Hair On His Butt!!

No deberías juzgar a un hombre por el cabello en su trasero.You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt.
Quizás sea como agujasMaybe it's like needles
O posiblemente como corteza.Or possibly like bark
¿Necesita ser cortadoDoes it need to be mowed
Como el césped en el parque?Like the lawn at the park?
Quizás sea demasiado suaveMaybe it's too soft
O posiblemente demasiado áspero.Or possibly too coarse.
Metiste tus manos en sus pantalonesYou stuck your hands down his pants
Pensaste que era un caballo.You though he was a horse.
Quizás sea rubio claroMaybe it's light blonde
Pero probablemente sea negro.But probably it's black.
Se extiende desde su cinturónIt streached from his belt
Y cubre su espalda.And covers up his back.
Vi que lo tenía trenzado.I saw he had it braided.
Hizo que sus pantalones fueran muy ajustados.It made his pants real snug.
Cubre sus nalgas como una alfombra.It covers up his butt cheeks like a rug.
Quizás sea como un bosqueMaybe it's like a forest
Todo cubierto de árboles.All covered up with trees
Quizás cuando se tira un pedoMaybe when he farts
Sus vellos del trasero soplan en la brisa.His butt hairs blow in the breeze.
Quizás te asustaste porque era tan aterradorMaybe you were frightened because it was so scary
O tal vez descubriste que estaba lleno de bolitas de caca.Or maybe you found out it was filled with dingle berries