Ano Zako no Poem Mitai na Tweet, Gomi ka!?
伝説の出会い中
densetsu no deai chuu
(はい!)
(hai!)
現代の伊藤博文か
gendai no itou hirobumi ka
(はい!)
(hai!)
朝から晩まで
asa kara ban made
持てるために恋愛ポエム
moteru tame ni renai poemu
いいから
ii kara
アカウントを！(はい!)
akaunto o! (hai!)
アカウントを！(はい!)
akaunto o! (hai!)
アカウント消せ！(はい!)
akaunto kese! (hai!)
J-popにありがちな言葉を
J-pop ni ari gachi na kotoba o
切って鍋てはっただけ
kitte nabete hatta dake
(よいしょ!)
(yoisho!)
それでフォロワーが増えたらフォロバ
sorede forowaa ga fuetara foroba
やがて放たれるDM
yagate hanatareru DM
フォローありがとう。どこ住んでるの
foroo arigatou. doko sunderu no
結構近いね。今夜ちょっとメシ行かない
kekkou chikai ne. konya chotto meshi ikanai?
(はい はい！ はい！)
(hai hai! hai!)
大地と天空に返された (はい!)
daichi to tenkuu ni kaesareta (hai!)
無常な呪文 (はい!)
mujou na jumon (hai!)
別にいいです
betsu ni ii desu
いえ結構です
ie kekkou desu
気持ち悪 (それ!)
kimochi waru (sore!)
罪を罰する魔法スクショ (はい!)
tsumi o bassuru mahou sukusho (hai!)
解き放たれた群衆の声が湧き上がる (それ!)
tokihanatareta gunshuu no koe ga waki agaru (sore!)
晒し上げられた彼の通知欄は今まさに燃ゆる業火
sarashi agerareta kare no tsuuchi ran wa ima masani moyuru gouka
地獄絵図
jigoku ezu
(えず! えず! えず!
(ezu! ezu! ezu!
えずえずえずえずえずえずえずえず!
ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu!
えず! えず! 地獄絵図!)
ezu! ezu! jigoku ezu!)
(はい!)
(hai!)
(はい!)
(hai!)
(それ!)
(sore!)
星が煌めく
hoshi ga kirameku
沖に入りの星
oki ni iri no hoshi
図に乗った、調子こいた
zu ni notta, choushi koita
鍵をかけろ
kagi o kakero
魔法の鍵を
mahou no kagi o
手遅れだ、もう駄目だ
teokureda, mou dame da
すいませんでした、もうしません
suimasendeshita, mou shimasen
救いの声は空に消えた
sukui no koe wa kuu ni kieta
(はい! はい! はい!)
(hai! hai! haai!)
大地と天空に裂かれた
daichi to tenkuu ni sabakareta
悲しき呪文 (はい!)
kanashiki jumon (hai!)
こいつ最悪
koitsu saiaku
絶対許すな
zettai yurusu na
気持ち悪 (それ!)
kimochi waru (sore!)
断罪を成すスパブロの剣 (はい!)
danzai o nasu supaburo no ken (hai!)
群衆は唱えた (はい!)
gunshuu wa tonaeta (hai!)
永遠の魔法リツイートを (それ!)
eien no mahou ritsuiito o (sore!)
(はい! はい! はい! それー! はい!)
(hai! hai! hai! soree! hai!)
神の雷 土炎の刑 (はい!)
kami no ikazuchi tsuchi enjou no kei (hai!)
解き放たれた (それ!)
tokihanatareta (sore!)
群衆の声が湧き上がる (はい!)
gunshuu no koe ga waki agaru (hai!)
晒し上げられた彼の通知欄は今まさに燃ゆる業火
sarashi agerareta kare no tsuuchi ran wa ima masani moyuru gouka
地獄絵図
jigoku ezu
(えず! えず! えず! えずえずえずえずえずえずえず!)
(ezu! ezu! ezu! ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu!)
(じご! じご! じご! じご! じご! じご! 地獄絵図!)
(jigo! jigo! jigo! jigo! jigo! jigo! jigoku ezu!)
(はい!)
(hai!)
Like a Tweet That's a Poem from Another World, Trash, Huh!?
In the legendary encounter
(Yes!)
Is this the modern-day Ito Hirobumi?
(Yes!)
From morning till night
Writing love poems to be popular
Just do it
Create an account! (Yes!)
Create an account! (Yes!)
Delete the account! (Yes!)
Cutting and pasting cliches from J-pop
Stirring the pot
(Heave-ho!)
If that gets you more followers, follow back
Soon, the DMs will be sent
Thanks for the follow. Where do you live?
Pretty close, huh. Wanna grab a bite tonight?
(Yes, yes! Yes!)
Returned to the earth and sky (Yes!)
A fleeting spell (Yes!)
It's no big deal
No, it's fine
Disgusting (that!)
A screenshot spell to punish sins (Yes!)
The voices of the unleashed crowd rise up (that!)
His notifications are now burning with hellfire
A hellish scene
(Gag! Gag! Gag!
Gag gag gag gag gag gag gag gag!
Gag! Gag! A hellish scene!)
(Yes!)
(Yes!)
(that!)
The stars twinkle
Stars entering the open sea
Feeling cocky, riding high
Lock the door
With a magic key
It's too late, it's over
I'm sorry, I won't do it again
The voice of salvation vanished into the sky
(Yes! Yes! Yes!)
Torn between earth and sky
A sorrowful spell (Yes!)
This guy is the worst
Never forgive
Disgusting (that!)
The sword of judgment from the spam blog (Yes!)
The crowd chants (Yes!)
Eternal magic of retweets (that!)
(Yes! Yes! Yes! That's it! Yes!)
God's thunder, punishment of earth and fire (Yes!)
The unleashed (that!)
The voices of the crowd rise up (Yes!)
His notifications are now burning with hellfire
A hellish scene
(Gag! Gag! Gag! Gag gag gag gag gag gag!
Jigo! Jigo! Jigo! Jigo! Jigo! Jigo! A hellish scene!)
(Yes!)