The Kwellada Kid
He had an itch that wouldn't stop
He caught it from someone who didn't wash
He had a nest for a crotch
He had one big piece of hot property
He's just a kid
The Kwellada kid
He had an itch
Only kwellada could fix
He was afraid to drop his pants
He was embarrassed by the nasty rash
It was in the shape of all of Italy
His penis was his scratching post
He's going back to the town
He's gonna hunt that creature down
He's gonna pull its panties down
and eat those crabs for lunch
El Chico de Kwellada
Tenía una comezón que no paraba
La agarró de alguien que no se lavaba
Tenía un nido en la entrepierna
Tenía una gran propiedad caliente
Es solo un chico
El chico de Kwellada
Tenía una comezón
Solo Kwellada podía arreglar
Tenía miedo de bajar los pantalones
Se avergonzaba de la horrible erupción
Tenía la forma de toda Italia
Su pene era su poste de rascado
Va a regresar al pueblo
Va a cazar a esa criatura
Va a bajarle las bragas
y comer esos piojos para el almuerzo