The Kwellada Kid

El Chico de Kwellada

The Kwellada Kid

Tenía una comezón que no parabaHe had an itch that wouldn't stop
La agarró de alguien que no se lavabaHe caught it from someone who didn't wash
Tenía un nido en la entrepiernaHe had a nest for a crotch
Tenía una gran propiedad calienteHe had one big piece of hot property

Es solo un chicoHe's just a kid
El chico de KwelladaThe Kwellada kid
Tenía una comezónHe had an itch
Solo Kwellada podía arreglarOnly kwellada could fix

Tenía miedo de bajar los pantalonesHe was afraid to drop his pants
Se avergonzaba de la horrible erupciónHe was embarrassed by the nasty rash
Tenía la forma de toda ItaliaIt was in the shape of all of Italy
Su pene era su poste de rascadoHis penis was his scratching post

Va a regresar al puebloHe's going back to the town
Va a cazar a esa criaturaHe's gonna hunt that creature down
Va a bajarle las bragasHe's gonna pull its panties down
y comer esos piojos para el almuerzoand eat those crabs for lunch