Chopped & Skrewed
Yeah!
Yea-yeah!
Whoa-o-ohh
Nuh-nuh nuh shawty
Nuh-nuh nuh shawty
Nuh-nuh nuh shawty
Don't chop me, shawty don't screw me
Shawty don't chop me, shawty don't screw me
Shawty don't chop me, shawty don't screw me
Yeah
Yea-yeah
Have you ever seen
A dime piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar)
Straight out of a magazine
And you just want to let her know who you are (are-are)
So you say let me buy you a drink
Or let a conversation
If that's what you want to do (do-do)
And she said love is about to end
And you said welcome to my crib
And she said I can't leave my friends
Now you've offically been chopped and screwed
Screwed-screwed
Chopped-chopped
And screwed
You've offically been
Dance-dance
Screwed
And ewed-ewed
Chopped
Screwed-screwed
You've offically been chopped and screwed
And-and
Screw
Chop-screw-screwed
You've offically been screwed
Screwed
Screw-screw
Chop-chop
And screwed
You've officially been
And-and
Screwed
Shawty don't chop me, shawty don't screw me (yeah)
Sha-shawty don't chop me, shawty screw-screw (chopped and screwed)
Shawty-shawty don't chop, shawty-shawty don't screw me (heyyy-yeah)
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me (yea-yeah)
Have you ever been in the vip room
Of your favorite street club (club-club)
And you got a shawty on you
Kissing on your neck
Making you feel like she so in love (love-love)
Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks
And you feeling like it's about time to cuddle up (up-up)
And you said shawty what's really up
And she takes big sip out yo cup
And she said it'll be 60 bucks
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-screwed
Chopped-chopped
And screwed
You've officially been
Dance-dance
Screwed
And ewed-ewed
Chopped
Screwed-screwed (luda-luda (hahaha))
You've officially been chopped and screwed
Nah-nah-nah
Shawty why you acting all like that (like that)
Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me
Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em
But even more I bet you really can't live with out me (nope)
You-you must of flipped yo wig (yup)
You got to be out yo mind (ey)
I chop ch-chop you screw-you screw
You out of yo-out of yo spine (woo)
Back breaker
Put you over my knees
Put you on punishment
Women and I'll spank ya (baaa)
Have you praising the lord
Like thank you-thank you
Thank you lord I want to thank you (Jesus)
But have you ever met a women that will lead you on
And still you work instead of please her (yup)
Have her singing this song
Cause all night long
She did nothing but flirt and tease ya (yup)
But I got to admit that I have
Put one in the air sit back and I laugh (ey)
Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad (ey)
Probably it's cause the amount of booty that I grab (ey)
Comming back to haunt me
So instead of being put in submission to subdue (what happened)
Guess what dawg (hahaha) (lu-lu-luda)
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-screwed
Chopped-chopped
And screwed
You've officially been
Dance-dance
Screwed
And ewed-ewed
Chopped
Screwed-screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed
And-and
Screw
Chop-screw-screwed
You've officially been screwed
Screwed
Screw-screw
Chop-chop
And screwed
You've offically been
And-and
Screwed
Shawty don't chop me, shawty don't screw me (yeah)
Sha-shawty don't chop me, shawty screw-screw (chopped and screwed)
Shawty-shawty don't chop, shawty-shawty don't screw me
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me-me-me-me-me-me-me
Cortado y Desbaratado
Sí
¡Sí-sí!
¡Whoa-o-ohh!
Nuh-nuh nena
Nuh-nuh nena
Nuh-nuh nena
No me cortes, nena, no me desbarates
Nena, no me cortes, nena, no me desbarates
Nena, no me cortes, nena, no me desbarates
Sí
¡Sí-sí!
¿Alguna vez has visto
Una chica diez sola en el bar (bar-bar)?
Directamente de una revista
Y solo quieres hacerle saber quién eres (eres-eres)
Así que dices déjame comprarte una bebida
O tener una conversación
Si eso es lo que quieres hacer (hacer-hacer)
Y ella dice que el amor está por terminar
Y tú dices bienvenida a mi casa
Y ella dice que no puede dejar a sus amigas
Ahora oficialmente has sido cortado y desbaratado
Desbaratado-desbaratado
Cortado-cortado
Y desbaratado
Oficialmente has sido
Baila-baila
Desbaratado
Y desbaratado
Cortado
Desbaratado-desbaratado
Oficialmente has sido cortado y desbaratado
Y-y
Desbarata
Corta-desbarata-desbaratado
Oficialmente has sido desbaratado
Desbaratado
Desbarata-desbarata
Corta-corta
Y desbaratado
Oficialmente has sido
Y-y
Desbaratado
Nena, no me cortes, nena, no me desbarates (sí)
Nena-nena, no me cortes, nena desbarata-desbarata (cortado y desbaratado)
Nena-nena, no cortes, nena-nena, no me desbarates (heyyy-sí)
Nena, no me cortes, no-no me desbarates (sí-sí)
¿Alguna vez has estado en la sala vip
De tu club de calle favorito (club-club)?
Y tienes una nena contigo
Besándote el cuello
Haciéndote sentir como si estuviera tan enamorada (amor-amor)
Ahora has agarrado un par de tragos
Y sientes que es hora de acurrucarte (te-te)
Y le dices nena qué pasa realmente
Y ella toma un gran sorbo de tu vaso
Y dice que serán 60 dólares
Ahora oficialmente has sido cortado y desbaratado
Desbaratado-desbaratado
Cortado-cortado
Y desbaratado
Oficialmente has sido
Baila-baila
Desbaratado
Y desbaratado
Cortado
Desbaratado-desbaratado (luda-luda (jajaja))
Oficialmente has sido cortado y desbaratado
Nah-nah-nah
Nena, ¿por qué actúas así (así)?
Como si lo único que realmente quieres hacer es dudar de mí
Ludacris no puede vivir sin ellas
Pero apuesto a que realmente no puedes vivir sin mí (no)
Debes haber perdido la cabeza
Debes estar loca (ey)
Te corto-te corto, te desbarato-te desbarato
Te saco de tu-saco de tu mente (woo)
Rompecorazones
Te pongo sobre mis rodillas
Te castigo
Mujeres y te azotaré (baaa)
Haciéndote alabar al señor
Como gracias-gracias
Gracias señor quiero agradecerte (Jesús)
Pero ¿alguna vez has conocido a una mujer que te lleve
Y aún así trabajas en lugar de complacerla (sí)?
Haciéndola cantar esta canción
Porque toda la noche
No hizo más que coquetear y provocarte (sí)
Pero debo admitir que he
Fumado un poco y me he reído (ey)
Nena, ¿por qué insistes en tratarme tan mal (ey)?
Probablemente sea por la cantidad de trasero que agarro (ey)
Volviendo para atormentarme
Así que en lugar de ser sometido a someter (¿qué pasó?)
Adivina qué amigo (jajaja) (lu-lu-luda)
Ahora oficialmente has sido cortado y desbaratado
Desbaratado-desbaratado
Cortado-cortado
Y desbaratado
Oficialmente has sido
Baila-baila
Desbaratado
Y desbaratado
Cortado
Desbaratado-desbaratado
Oficialmente has sido cortado y desbaratado
Y-y
Desbarata
Corta-desbarata-desbaratado
Oficialmente has sido desbaratado
Desbaratado
Desbarata-desbarata
Corta-corta
Y desbaratado
Oficialmente has sido
Y-y
Desbaratado
Nena, no me cortes, nena, no me desbarates (sí)
Nena-nena, no me cortes, nena desbarata-desbarata (cortado y desbaratado)
Nena-nena, no cortes, nena-nena, no me desbarates
Nena, no me cortes, no-no me desbarates-me-me-me-me-me-me