The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
Ooh, ooh
The greatest stories ever told
Have a hero who must be bold
They learn a sense of right and wrong
And better learn the sense through song
Musicals tell the impossible (impossible)
They evoke the philosophical, yeah!
So tonight we're gonna chronicle
A story so astronomical
The last remaining story to tell
The guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em
I mean, what the fuck!
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em
Yeah, what the fuck?
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
In the tiny town of Hatchetfield
Lived an awful Grinch named Paul
Spends his day surfing the web
And not singing and dancing with us all
Should we kill him?
Should we kill him?
Oh, he pines after a cute lil' barista
Isn't that worth a show-stopping fiesta, yeah?
But for some damn reason
He won't join our singing season
What an ass!
What a bitch!
What a cuck!
The guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em
I mean, what the fuck!
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
He's the guy who didn't like musicals
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em
It's the end of the world, Paul
(End of the world)
If you don't sing
(If you don't sing)
This is the bridge, Paul
(This is the bridge)
Where we globalize everything
And the words will come to you
We swear we will teach you
What it means to love
What it means to obey, Paul!
The apotheosis is upon us
Yay!
Did you hear the word?
What's the word?
He's a-comin'
Who's a-comin'?
Paul's a-comin'
Paul's a-comin'?
The star of the show
Now for his headlining entrance
Time to swoon at his leading man essence
His name is in the title
He's destined to go viral
Here he is, his name is Paul
Enter now!
Where the fuck is he?
I have no fucking clue
The guy just doesn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(You gotta believe in something, Paul, gotta believe in stupid Paul)
Yeah!
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em
(Gotta believe in something, Paul, you piece of shit)
He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Na-na-na-na-na-na!
(Gotta believe in something, Paul, gotta believe in stupid Paul)
Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em
Na-na-na-na-na-na!
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
Whoo!
(Gotta believe in something, Paul, you piece of shit)
And he definitely won't like this!
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
(Gotta believe in something, Paul, gotta believe in stupid Paul)
Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em
Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like them
(Gotta believe in something, Paul, you piece of shit)
He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Why, oh, why, oh why)
Na-na-na-na-na-na!
(Gotta believe in something, Paul, gotta believe in stupid Paul)
Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em
Na-na-na-na-na-na!
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like them)
(Gotta believe in something)
Paul, you piece of shit!
El Tipo Que No Le Gustaban Los Musicales
Ooh, ooh
Las mejores historias jamás contadas
Tienen un héroe que debe ser valiente
Aprenden un sentido de lo correcto y lo incorrecto
Y mejor aprenden el sentido a través de la canción
Los musicales cuentan lo imposible (imposible)
Evocan lo filosófico, ¡sí!
Así que esta noche vamos a cronometrar
Una historia tan astronómica
La última historia que queda por contar
El tipo que no le gustaban los musicales
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban
¡Quiero decir, qué carajo!
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)
Él es el tipo que no le gustaban los musicales
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban
Sí, qué carajo
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)
En el pequeño pueblo de Hatchetfield
Vivía un horrible Grinch llamado Paul
Pasa su día navegando en la web
Y no cantando ni bailando con todos nosotros
¿Deberíamos matarlo?
¿Deberíamos matarlo?
Oh, suspira por una linda barista
¿No vale eso una fiesta que detenga el show, sí?
Pero por alguna maldita razón
No se unirá a nuestra temporada de canto
¡Qué idiota!
¡Qué perra!
¡Qué cobarde!
El tipo que no le gustaban los musicales
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban
¡Quiero decir, qué carajo!
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)
Él es el tipo que no le gustaban los musicales
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban
Es el fin del mundo, Paul
(El fin del mundo)
Si no cantas
(Si no cantas)
Este es el puente, Paul
(Este es el puente)
Donde globalizamos todo
Y las palabras vendrán a ti
Te juramos que te enseñaremos
Lo que significa amar
Lo que significa obedecer, ¡Paul!
La apoteosis está sobre nosotros
¡Yay!
¿Escuchaste la palabra?
¿Cuál es la palabra?
Él viene
¿Quién viene?
Paul viene
¿Paul viene?
La estrella del show
Ahora para su entrada estelar
Es hora de desmayarse ante su esencia de protagonista
Su nombre está en el título
Está destinado a volverse viral
Aquí está, su nombre es Paul
¡Entra ahora!
¿Dónde demonios está?
No tengo ni idea
El tipo simplemente no le gustan los musicales
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)
(Tienes que creer en algo, Paul, tienes que creer en el estúpido Paul)
¡Sí!
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban
(Tienes que creer en algo, Paul, pedazo de mierda)
Él es el tipo que no le gustaban los musicales
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)
Na-na-na-na-na-na!
(Tienes que creer en algo, Paul, tienes que creer en el estúpido Paul)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban
Na-na-na-na-na-na!
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)
¡Whoo!
(Tienes que creer en algo, Paul, pedazo de mierda)
¡Y definitivamente no le gustará esto!
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)
¡Sí, sí, sí!
(Tienes que creer en algo, Paul, tienes que creer en el estúpido Paul)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban
(Tienes que creer en algo, Paul, pedazo de mierda)
Él es el tipo que no le gustaban los musicales
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)
(¿Por qué, oh, por qué, oh por qué?)
Na-na-na-na-na-na!
(Tienes que creer en algo, Paul, tienes que creer en el estúpido Paul)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban
Na-na-na-na-na-na!
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)
(Tienes que creer en algo)
¡Paul, pedazo de mierda!