The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

El Tipo Que No Le Gustaban Los Musicales

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

Ooh, oohOoh, ooh

Las mejores historias jamás contadasThe greatest stories ever told
Tienen un héroe que debe ser valienteHave a hero who must be bold
Aprenden un sentido de lo correcto y lo incorrectoThey learn a sense of right and wrong
Y mejor aprenden el sentido a través de la canciónAnd better learn the sense through song

Los musicales cuentan lo imposible (imposible)Musicals tell the impossible (impossible)
Evocan lo filosófico, ¡sí!They evoke the philosophical, yeah!

Así que esta noche vamos a cronometrarSo tonight we're gonna chronicle
Una historia tan astronómicaA story so astronomical
La última historia que queda por contarThe last remaining story to tell

El tipo que no le gustaban los musicalesThe guy who didn't like musicals
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustabanDidn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em
¡Quiero decir, qué carajo!I mean, what the fuck!
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
Él es el tipo que no le gustaban los musicalesHe's the guy who didn't like musicals
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustabanDidn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em
Sí, qué carajoYeah, what the fuck?
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)

En el pequeño pueblo de HatchetfieldIn the tiny town of Hatchetfield
Vivía un horrible Grinch llamado PaulLived an awful Grinch named Paul
Pasa su día navegando en la webSpends his day surfing the web
Y no cantando ni bailando con todos nosotrosAnd not singing and dancing with us all

¿Deberíamos matarlo?Should we kill him?
¿Deberíamos matarlo?Should we kill him?

Oh, suspira por una linda baristaOh, he pines after a cute lil' barista
¿No vale eso una fiesta que detenga el show, sí?Isn't that worth a show-stopping fiesta, yeah?
Pero por alguna maldita razónBut for some damn reason
No se unirá a nuestra temporada de cantoHe won't join our singing season

¡Qué idiota!What an ass!
¡Qué perra!What a bitch!
¡Qué cobarde!What a cuck!

El tipo que no le gustaban los musicalesThe guy who didn't like musicals
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustabanDidn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em
¡Quiero decir, qué carajo!I mean, what the fuck!
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
Él es el tipo que no le gustaban los musicalesHe's the guy who didn't like musicals
Na-na-na-na-na-na-naNa-na-na-na-na-na-na
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-naNa-na-na-na-na-na-na
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustabanDidn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em

Es el fin del mundo, PaulIt's the end of the world, Paul
(El fin del mundo)(End of the world)
Si no cantasIf you don't sing
(Si no cantas)(If you don't sing)

Este es el puente, PaulThis is the bridge, Paul
(Este es el puente)(This is the bridge)
Donde globalizamos todoWhere we globalize everything

Y las palabras vendrán a tiAnd the words will come to you
Te juramos que te enseñaremosWe swear we will teach you

Lo que significa amarWhat it means to love
Lo que significa obedecer, ¡Paul!What it means to obey, Paul!

La apoteosis está sobre nosotrosThe apotheosis is upon us
¡Yay!Yay!

¿Escuchaste la palabra?Did you hear the word?
¿Cuál es la palabra?What's the word?
Él vieneHe's a-comin'
¿Quién viene?Who's a-comin'?
Paul vienePaul's a-comin'
¿Paul viene?Paul's a-comin'?
La estrella del showThe star of the show

Ahora para su entrada estelarNow for his headlining entrance
Es hora de desmayarse ante su esencia de protagonistaTime to swoon at his leading man essence

Su nombre está en el títuloHis name is in the title
Está destinado a volverse viralHe's destined to go viral
Aquí está, su nombre es PaulHere he is, his name is Paul

¡Entra ahora!Enter now!

¿Dónde demonios está?Where the fuck is he?
No tengo ni ideaI have no fucking clue

El tipo simplemente no le gustan los musicalesThe guy just doesn't like musicals
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Tienes que creer en algo, Paul, tienes que creer en el estúpido Paul)(You gotta believe in something, Paul, gotta believe in stupid Paul)
¡Sí!Yeah!
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustabanDidn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em
(Tienes que creer en algo, Paul, pedazo de mierda)(Gotta believe in something, Paul, you piece of shit)
Él es el tipo que no le gustaban los musicalesHe's the guy who didn't like musicals
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Na-na-na-na-na-na!Na-na-na-na-na-na!
(Tienes que creer en algo, Paul, tienes que creer en el estúpido Paul)(Gotta believe in something, Paul, gotta believe in stupid Paul)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustabanDidn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em
Na-na-na-na-na-na!Na-na-na-na-na-na!
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
¡Whoo!Whoo!
(Tienes que creer en algo, Paul, pedazo de mierda)(Gotta believe in something, Paul, you piece of shit)

¡Y definitivamente no le gustará esto!And he definitely won't like this!
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
¡Sí, sí, sí!Yeah, yeah, yeah!
(Tienes que creer en algo, Paul, tienes que creer en el estúpido Paul)(Gotta believe in something, Paul, gotta believe in stupid Paul)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustabanDidn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustabanDidn't like, did not like, like-a-like them
(Tienes que creer en algo, Paul, pedazo de mierda)(Gotta believe in something, Paul, you piece of shit)
Él es el tipo que no le gustaban los musicalesHe's the guy who didn't like musicals
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(¿Por qué, oh, por qué, oh por qué?)(Why, oh, why, oh why)
Na-na-na-na-na-na!Na-na-na-na-na-na!
(Tienes que creer en algo, Paul, tienes que creer en el estúpido Paul)(Gotta believe in something, Paul, gotta believe in stupid Paul)
No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustabanDidn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em
Na-na-na-na-na-na!Na-na-na-na-na-na!
(No le gustaban, no le gustaban, no le gustaban)(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like them)
(Tienes que creer en algo)(Gotta believe in something)

¡Paul, pedazo de mierda!Paul, you piece of shit!