I Pissed In Your Mountain Dew
I pissed in your mountain dew, you didn't even notice,
are you that fucking dumb that you can't taste piss?
Now they'll rush you to the emergency room and give you a stomach pump
I'll say that urine's a lot better than eating all that junk food.
Its fortified with lots of riboflavonoids and vitamin C and shit and whatnot.
If you don't believe me then you can drink my pee.
If you get out of the hospital stay the fuck away from me.
You've been bitching all your life, dude stop whining. You'll be alright.
Why do all the ska bands say pickitup they go
pickituppickitupickitup but what did I put down you fuck?
Did you think I dropped a beat? Put it down and its complete,
Chris is a veggie boy cause he doesn't like to eat meat.
Rudy wears a suit and tie its 100 degrees outside.
Aren't you hot or is style that important to you?
As you can see that 2-Tone whatever ain't for me.
I put it down now. 123.
You've been bitching all your life, if you stop whining you'll be alright.
I'm gonna try to make it through the night.
Meé en tu Mountain Dew
Meé en tu Mountain Dew, ni siquiera lo notaste,
¿Eres tan malditamente estúpido que no puedes saborear la orina?
Ahora te llevarán de urgencia al hospital y te harán un lavado de estómago,
Diré que la orina es mucho mejor que comer toda esa comida chatarra.
Está fortificada con un montón de riboflavonoides y vitamina C y cosas así.
Si no me crees, entonces puedes beber mi pis.
Si sales del hospital, mantente alejado de mí.
Has estado quejándote toda tu vida, amigo, deja de lloriquear. Estarás bien.
¿Por qué todas las bandas de ska dicen 'pickitup'?
'pickituppickitupickitup' pero ¿qué dejé caer, maldito?
¿Pensaste que perdí el ritmo? Lo dejé caer y está completo,
Chris es un chico vegetariano porque no le gusta comer carne.
Rudy usa traje y corbata, hace 100 grados afuera.
¿No tienes calor o es tan importante para ti el estilo?
Como puedes ver, ese rollo 2-Tone no es para mí.
Lo dejé caer ahora. 123.
Has estado quejándote toda tu vida, si dejas de lloriquear estarás bien.
Voy a intentar pasar la noche.