I Pissed In Your Mountain Dew

Meé en tu Mountain Dew

I Pissed In Your Mountain Dew

Meé en tu Mountain Dew, ni siquiera lo notaste,I pissed in your mountain dew, you didn't even notice,
¿Eres tan malditamente estúpido que no puedes saborear la orina?are you that fucking dumb that you can't taste piss?
Ahora te llevarán de urgencia al hospital y te harán un lavado de estómago,Now they'll rush you to the emergency room and give you a stomach pump
Diré que la orina es mucho mejor que comer toda esa comida chatarra.I'll say that urine's a lot better than eating all that junk food.
Está fortificada con un montón de riboflavonoides y vitamina C y cosas así.Its fortified with lots of riboflavonoids and vitamin C and shit and whatnot.
Si no me crees, entonces puedes beber mi pis.If you don't believe me then you can drink my pee.
Si sales del hospital, mantente alejado de mí.If you get out of the hospital stay the fuck away from me.
Has estado quejándote toda tu vida, amigo, deja de lloriquear. Estarás bien.You've been bitching all your life, dude stop whining. You'll be alright.
¿Por qué todas las bandas de ska dicen 'pickitup'?Why do all the ska bands say pickitup they go
'pickituppickitupickitup' pero ¿qué dejé caer, maldito?pickituppickitupickitup but what did I put down you fuck?
¿Pensaste que perdí el ritmo? Lo dejé caer y está completo,Did you think I dropped a beat? Put it down and its complete,
Chris es un chico vegetariano porque no le gusta comer carne.Chris is a veggie boy cause he doesn't like to eat meat.
Rudy usa traje y corbata, hace 100 grados afuera.Rudy wears a suit and tie its 100 degrees outside.
¿No tienes calor o es tan importante para ti el estilo?Aren't you hot or is style that important to you?
Como puedes ver, ese rollo 2-Tone no es para mí.As you can see that 2-Tone whatever ain't for me.
Lo dejé caer ahora. 123.I put it down now. 123.
Has estado quejándote toda tu vida, si dejas de lloriquear estarás bien.You've been bitching all your life, if you stop whining you'll be alright.
Voy a intentar pasar la noche.I'm gonna try to make it through the night.