Being in Slytherin is Not Half Bad
Everyone says that Slytherin house is the worst place to be
(Why?)
Just because the dungeons are so cold
(The dungeons are so cold)
And because we have to deal with greasy Sevy Snape
(Eww!)
And because our souls have all been sold
To the Dark Lord!
But there are good parts, too, that you may not have seen
(Like what?)
We get to wear green, are expected to be mean
See the ickle firsties scream when they accidentally bump you in the hallway
Get to goof off in Potions just because
Snape would rather yell at Harry Potter
(Yell at Harry Potter)
He'd always rather yell at Harry Potter
(Yell at Harry Potter)
Than ever give detention to someone from his own house
We get to wear green, are expected to be mean
See the ickle firsties scream when they accidentally bump you in the hallway
Get to goof off in Potions just because
Snape would rather yell at Harry Potter
(Yell at Harry Potter)
He'd always rather yell at Harry Potter
(Yell at Harry Potter)
Than ever give detention to someone from his own house
We get to wear green, are expected to be mean
See the ickle firsties scream when they accidentally bump you in the hallway
Get to goof off in Potions just because
Snape would rather yell at Harry Potter
(Yell at Harry Potter)
He'd always rather yell at Harry Potter
(Yell at Harry Potter)
Than ever give detention to someone from his own house
Thank God for Potter
I got an A in Potions
Yay Harry Potter
… Guess Potter's not that bad
Estar en Slytherin no es tan malo
Todos dicen que la casa Slytherin es el peor lugar para estar
(¿Por qué?)
Solo porque los calabozos son tan fríos
(Los calabozos son tan fríos)
Y porque tenemos que lidiar con el grasiento Severus Snape
(¡Puaj!)
Y porque nuestras almas han sido vendidas
Al Señor Tenebroso
Pero también hay partes buenas que quizás no hayas visto
(¿Como cuáles?)
Podemos usar verde, se espera que seamos malos
Ver a los pequeños de primer año gritar cuando te chocan accidentalmente en el pasillo
Poder holgazanear en Pociones solo porque
Snape prefiere gritarle a Harry Potter
(Gritarle a Harry Potter)
Siempre prefiere gritarle a Harry Potter
(Gritarle a Harry Potter)
Que dar detención a alguien de su propia casa
Podemos usar verde, se espera que seamos malos
Ver a los pequeños de primer año gritar cuando te chocan accidentalmente en el pasillo
Poder holgazanear en Pociones solo porque
Snape prefiere gritarle a Harry Potter
(Gritarle a Harry Potter)
Siempre prefiere gritarle a Harry Potter
(Gritarle a Harry Potter)
Que dar detención a alguien de su propia casa
Podemos usar verde, se espera que seamos malos
Ver a los pequeños de primer año gritar cuando te chocan accidentalmente en el pasillo
Poder holgazanear en Pociones solo porque
Snape prefiere gritarle a Harry Potter
(Gritarle a Harry Potter)
Siempre prefiere gritarle a Harry Potter
(Gritarle a Harry Potter)
Que dar detención a alguien de su propia casa
Gracias a Potter
Obtuve una A en Pociones
¡Yay Harry Potter!
... Supongo que Potter no es tan malo