You’ve Never Had Chocolate Like This
So the taxis never stop
The girls think you're a flop
You're wet and cold, you're getting old, your confidence is shot (it's true)
When people look at you
They seem to look straight through
Or like you're something brown they found upon the bottom of their shoe
Have you been following me?
But this should lift the gloom
My giraffe-milk macaron
Just take a chance and you'll be dancing to a different tune
Goodbye to feeling small
And frightened of it all
Just eat a few of these and you'll be feeling ten feet tall
Wеll, there's chocolate
And thеre's chocolate
Only Wonka's makes your confidence skyrockelet
Put your hand into your pockelet
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate
Madame, just one kiss
Yes, please
You've never had chocolate like this
No, we've never had chocolate like this
Have you tried his new one?
Oh, you've got to have a go
Just pop one in and everything becomes a Broadway show
The news that makes you gasp
The jokes that make you laugh
All that you say and do all day will be choreographed
Lost your hair, can't think where
Feeling fairly bare up there
Don't despair, I come prepared
Behold my hair repair éclair
It's made from ground vanilla
From the markets of Manila
Take heed, eat more than three, and you'll end up like a gorilla
Well, there's chocolate
And there's chocolate
Only Wonka's makes you hop around the clockelet
Put your hand into your pockelet, get yourself
Oh, put a sock in it
Make sure they're all frisked
Have you ever had chocolate like this?
I've never had chocolate like this (never had chocolate like this)
(Never had chocolate like this)
Well, there's literate and illiterate
Can you tell me what this word is?
Not a bit of it
Well, that's a vowel and that's a consonant
What's that now? You're talking nonsenense
I should call it quits
But you've never sold chocolate like this
Well, there's chocolate (I understand that)
And there's chocolate (totally true)
Only Wonka drives a hole right through our profilets
(Yes, but what I'm trying to tell you is that)
Is that if we don't get on top of this (uh-huh?)
We'll go bust, choco-pocalypse
We'll cease to exist
But fellas, you've never had chocolate like this
No, we've never had chocolate like this
Well, there's chocolate (well, there's chocolate)
And there's chocolate (and there's chocolate)
Only mine'll find you buying wedding frockelets
We have just tied the knot and it's
All because of Wonka's chocolate
Off to a life of bliss
You've never had chocolate like this (ah)
No, we've never had chocolate like this
Have you ever had chocolate like this?
No, we've never had chocolate
No, we've never had chocolate like this
Nunca has probado chocolate como este
Así que los taxis nunca paran
Las chicas piensan que eres un fracaso
Estás mojado y frío, te estás poniendo viejo, tu confianza está por los suelos (es verdad)
Cuando la gente te mira
Parece que te miran directamente a través
O como si fueras algo marrón que encontraron en el fondo de su zapato
¿Has estado siguiéndome?
Pero esto debería levantar el ánimo
Mi macarrón de leche de jirafa
Solo toma una oportunidad y estarás bailando al ritmo de una melodía diferente
Adiós a sentirse pequeño
Y asustado de todo
Solo come unos cuantos de estos y te sentirás de diez pies de altura
Bueno, hay chocolate
Y hay chocolate
Solo Wonka hace que tu confianza se dispare
Mete la mano en tu bolsillo
Consigue un poco de chocolate Wonka
Señora, solo un beso
Sí, por favor
Nunca has probado chocolate como este
No, nunca hemos probado chocolate como este
¿Has probado su nuevo?
Oh, tienes que intentarlo
Solo mete uno y todo se convierte en un espectáculo de Broadway
Las noticias que te dejan boquiabierto
Los chistes que te hacen reír
Todo lo que dices y haces durante el día estará coreografiado
Perdiste tu cabello, no puedes pensar dónde
Sintiéndote bastante desnudo allá arriba
No desesperes, estoy preparado
Mira mi éclair de reparación capilar
Está hecho de vainilla molida
De los mercados de Manila
Ten cuidado, come más de tres, y terminarás como un gorila
Bueno, hay chocolate
Y hay chocolate
Solo Wonka te hace saltar alrededor del reloj
Mete la mano en tu bolsillo, consigue algo
Oh, cállate
Asegúrate de que todos sean cacheados
¿Alguna vez has probado chocolate como este?
Nunca he probado chocolate como este (nunca he probado chocolate como este)
(Nunca he probado chocolate como este)
Bueno, hay alfabetizados e iletrados
¿Puedes decirme qué palabra es esta?
Ni un poco de eso
Bueno, esa es una vocal y esa es una consonante
¿Qué es eso ahora? Estás hablando tonterías
Debería rendirme
Pero nunca has vendido chocolate como este
Bueno, hay chocolate (entiendo eso)
Y hay chocolate (totalmente cierto)
Solo Wonka atraviesa nuestro perfil
(Sí, pero lo que estoy tratando de decirte es que)
Es que si no nos ponemos al tanto de esto (¿uh-huh?)
Quebraremos, choco-apocalipsis
Dejaremos de existir
Pero amigos, nunca has probado chocolate como este
No, nunca hemos probado chocolate como este
Bueno, hay chocolate (bueno, hay chocolate)
Y hay chocolate (y hay chocolate)
Solo el mío te hará comprar vestidos de novia
Acabamos de casarnos y es
Todo gracias al chocolate de Wonka
Camino a una vida de felicidad
Nunca has probado chocolate como este (ah)
No, nunca hemos probado chocolate como este
¿Alguna vez has probado chocolate como este?
No, nunca hemos probado chocolate
No, nunca hemos probado chocolate como este
Escrita por: Paul King / Neil Hannon / Simon Farnaby