You’ve Never Had Chocolate Like This

Nunca has probado chocolate como este

You’ve Never Had Chocolate Like This

Así que los taxis nunca paranSo the taxis never stop
Las chicas piensan que eres un fracasoThe girls think you're a flop
Estás mojado y frío, te estás poniendo viejo, tu confianza está por los suelos (es verdad)You're wet and cold, you're getting old, your confidence is shot (it's true)
Cuando la gente te miraWhen people look at you
Parece que te miran directamente a travésThey seem to look straight through
O como si fueras algo marrón que encontraron en el fondo de su zapatoOr like you're something brown they found upon the bottom of their shoe
¿Has estado siguiéndome?Have you been following me?

Pero esto debería levantar el ánimoBut this should lift the gloom
Mi macarrón de leche de jirafaMy giraffe-milk macaron
Solo toma una oportunidad y estarás bailando al ritmo de una melodía diferenteJust take a chance and you'll be dancing to a different tune
Adiós a sentirse pequeñoGoodbye to feeling small
Y asustado de todoAnd frightened of it all
Solo come unos cuantos de estos y te sentirás de diez pies de alturaJust eat a few of these and you'll be feeling ten feet tall

Bueno, hay chocolateWеll, there's chocolate
Y hay chocolateAnd thеre's chocolate
Solo Wonka hace que tu confianza se dispareOnly Wonka's makes your confidence skyrockelet
Mete la mano en tu bolsilloPut your hand into your pockelet
Consigue un poco de chocolate WonkaGet yourself some Wonka chocolate
Señora, solo un besoMadame, just one kiss
Sí, por favorYes, please
Nunca has probado chocolate como esteYou've never had chocolate like this
No, nunca hemos probado chocolate como esteNo, we've never had chocolate like this

¿Has probado su nuevo?Have you tried his new one?
Oh, tienes que intentarloOh, you've got to have a go
Solo mete uno y todo se convierte en un espectáculo de BroadwayJust pop one in and everything becomes a Broadway show

Las noticias que te dejan boquiabiertoThe news that makes you gasp
Los chistes que te hacen reírThe jokes that make you laugh
Todo lo que dices y haces durante el día estará coreografiadoAll that you say and do all day will be choreographed

Perdiste tu cabello, no puedes pensar dóndeLost your hair, can't think where
Sintiéndote bastante desnudo allá arribaFeeling fairly bare up there
No desesperes, estoy preparadoDon't despair, I come prepared
Mira mi éclair de reparación capilarBehold my hair repair éclair
Está hecho de vainilla molidaIt's made from ground vanilla
De los mercados de ManilaFrom the markets of Manila
Ten cuidado, come más de tres, y terminarás como un gorilaTake heed, eat more than three, and you'll end up like a gorilla

Bueno, hay chocolateWell, there's chocolate
Y hay chocolateAnd there's chocolate
Solo Wonka te hace saltar alrededor del relojOnly Wonka's makes you hop around the clockelet
Mete la mano en tu bolsillo, consigue algoPut your hand into your pockelet, get yourself
Oh, cállateOh, put a sock in it
Asegúrate de que todos sean cacheadosMake sure they're all frisked
¿Alguna vez has probado chocolate como este?Have you ever had chocolate like this?
Nunca he probado chocolate como este (nunca he probado chocolate como este)I've never had chocolate like this (never had chocolate like this)
(Nunca he probado chocolate como este)(Never had chocolate like this)

Bueno, hay alfabetizados e iletradosWell, there's literate and illiterate
¿Puedes decirme qué palabra es esta?Can you tell me what this word is?
Ni un poco de esoNot a bit of it
Bueno, esa es una vocal y esa es una consonanteWell, that's a vowel and that's a consonant
¿Qué es eso ahora? Estás hablando tonteríasWhat's that now? You're talking nonsenense
Debería rendirmeI should call it quits
Pero nunca has vendido chocolate como esteBut you've never sold chocolate like this

Bueno, hay chocolate (entiendo eso)Well, there's chocolate (I understand that)
Y hay chocolate (totalmente cierto)And there's chocolate (totally true)
Solo Wonka atraviesa nuestro perfilOnly Wonka drives a hole right through our profilets
(Sí, pero lo que estoy tratando de decirte es que)(Yes, but what I'm trying to tell you is that)
Es que si no nos ponemos al tanto de esto (¿uh-huh?)Is that if we don't get on top of this (uh-huh?)
Quebraremos, choco-apocalipsisWe'll go bust, choco-pocalypse
Dejaremos de existirWe'll cease to exist
Pero amigos, nunca has probado chocolate como esteBut fellas, you've never had chocolate like this
No, nunca hemos probado chocolate como esteNo, we've never had chocolate like this

Bueno, hay chocolate (bueno, hay chocolate)Well, there's chocolate (well, there's chocolate)
Y hay chocolate (y hay chocolate)And there's chocolate (and there's chocolate)
Solo el mío te hará comprar vestidos de noviaOnly mine'll find you buying wedding frockelets
Acabamos de casarnos y esWe have just tied the knot and it's
Todo gracias al chocolate de WonkaAll because of Wonka's chocolate
Camino a una vida de felicidadOff to a life of bliss
Nunca has probado chocolate como este (ah)You've never had chocolate like this (ah)
No, nunca hemos probado chocolate como esteNo, we've never had chocolate like this
¿Alguna vez has probado chocolate como este?Have you ever had chocolate like this?
No, nunca hemos probado chocolateNo, we've never had chocolate
No, nunca hemos probado chocolate como esteNo, we've never had chocolate like this