I Don't Understand My Girlfriend
I thought it would be dandy
If I bought that girl some candy
How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate
I thought it would be fine
If we shared a glass of wine
She said, "Oh no, not another alcoholic"
I don't understand my girlfriend
I haven't got a clue
I don't know where she's coming from
Or where she's going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don't understand my girlfriend
She don't understand me, too
Yeah I thought I'd show some class
And order pheasant under glass
Hey how was I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher
I don't understand my girlfriend
I haven't got a clue
I don't know where she's coming from
Or where she's going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don't understand my girlfriend
She don't understand me too
No she don't understand me too
No she don't understand me too
No Entiendo a Mi Novia
Pensé que sería genial
Si le compraba dulces a esa chica
¿Cómo iba a saber que era alérgica al chocolate?
Pensé que estaría bien
Si compartíamos una copa de vino
Ella dijo, 'Oh no, no otro alcohólico'
No entiendo a mi novia
No tengo ni idea
No sé de dónde viene
Ni a dónde va
Pero si los opuestos se atraen
Entonces encontré a la mujer perfecta, Jack
No entiendo a mi novia
Ella tampoco me entiende
Sí, pensé que mostraría clase
Y pediría faisán en salsa
Hey, ¿cómo iba a saber que era una ávida observadora de aves?
No entiendo a mi novia
No tengo ni idea
No sé de dónde viene
Ni a dónde va
Pero si los opuestos se atraen
Entonces encontré a la mujer perfecta, Jack
No entiendo a mi novia
Ella tampoco me entiende
No, ella tampoco me entiende
No, ella tampoco me entiende