I Don't Understand My Girlfriend

No Entiendo a Mi Novia

I Don't Understand My Girlfriend

Pensé que sería genialI thought it would be dandy
Si le compraba dulces a esa chicaIf I bought that girl some candy
¿Cómo iba a saber que era alérgica al chocolate?How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate
Pensé que estaría bienI thought it would be fine
Si compartíamos una copa de vinoIf we shared a glass of wine
Ella dijo, 'Oh no, no otro alcohólico'She said, "Oh no, not another alcoholic"

No entiendo a mi noviaI don't understand my girlfriend
No tengo ni ideaI haven't got a clue
No sé de dónde vieneI don't know where she's coming from
Ni a dónde vaOr where she's going to
Pero si los opuestos se atraenBut if opposites attract
Entonces encontré a la mujer perfecta, JackThen I found the perfect woman Jack
No entiendo a mi noviaI don't understand my girlfriend
Ella tampoco me entiendeShe don't understand me, too

Sí, pensé que mostraría claseYeah I thought I'd show some class
Y pediría faisán en salsaAnd order pheasant under glass
Hey, ¿cómo iba a saber que era una ávida observadora de aves?Hey how was I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher

No entiendo a mi noviaI don't understand my girlfriend
No tengo ni ideaI haven't got a clue
No sé de dónde vieneI don't know where she's coming from
Ni a dónde vaOr where she's going to
Pero si los opuestos se atraenBut if opposites attract
Entonces encontré a la mujer perfecta, JackThen I found the perfect woman Jack
No entiendo a mi noviaI don't understand my girlfriend
Ella tampoco me entiendeShe don't understand me too

No, ella tampoco me entiendeNo she don't understand me too
No, ella tampoco me entiendeNo she don't understand me too