Slap Of Love
Guy: Do you love me baby?
Girl: Yes
Guy: Well how much do you love me?
Girl: A whole bunch
Guy: Well how much is a whole bunch?
Girl: Well I don't know
Guy: This much?
[ SLAP ]
Don't say sorry
or call her baby
and if she wants to go out
say, "Maybe"
Never let her get the upper hand
A woman can't respect a weak man
And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around
So she ran out?
Let her pout!
She just went down to the store
You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer
when she comes through that door
She loves that stinging pain
And she knows you'll have to do it again
And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around
Don't feel sorry
That's a mistake
The biggest one you'll ever make
I wouldn't trust her
as far as I could throw her
You might love her
but you don't know her
Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back
Now your looking at the rings on your hand
And your feeling like a hell of a man
The woman now knows her place
I can see it in her rosy face
And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around
Show her your love with a slap
Golpe de Amor
Guy: ¿Me amas, nena?
Girl: Sí
Guy: ¿Y cuánto me amas?
Girl: Mucho
Guy: ¿Y cuánto es mucho?
Girl: Bueno, no lo sé
Guy: ¿Así?
[ ¡SPLASH! ]
No pidas perdón
ni la llames nena
y si quiere salir
di, 'Quizás'
Nunca dejes que tome el control
Una mujer no puede respetar a un hombre débil
Y si responde mal
Solo debes callarla con un golpe
Dale ese golpe de amor
Eso la mantendrá regresando
¿Así que se fue?
¡Déjala hacer berrinche!
Solo fue al almacén
Sabes que tendrá una disculpa y una cerveza
cuando cruce esa puerta
Ella ama ese dolor punzante
Y sabe que tendrás que hacerlo de nuevo
Y si responde mal
Solo debes callarla con un golpe
Dale ese golpe de amor
Eso la mantendrá regresando
No te sientas mal
Ese es un error
El más grande que cometerás
No confiaría en ella
ni un poquito
Puede que la ames
pero no la conoces
Muéstrale tu amor con un golpe
Sabes que ella regresará
Ahora estás mirando los anillos en tu mano
Y te sientes como un hombre de verdad
La mujer ahora sabe su lugar
Puedo verlo en su rostro sonrosado
Y si responde mal
Solo debes callarla con un golpe
Dale ese golpe de amor
Eso la mantendrá regresando
Muéstrale tu amor con un golpe