I Don’t Remember That
You told me I owe you money
And that I ruined your party
I don't remember that
You're getting nothing back
You told me I peed on the carpet
And then I broke your mother's vase
Well, my memory must have failed me
Cause I ain't ever seen your face
I don't remember that
I don't remember that
You're getting nothing back
I don't remember that
I don't remember no sad faces
I don't recall a quiet night
I really felt like I nailed it
Like usual, I behaved just fine
So don't accuse me of being rude
Or making myself look like an ass
I don't believe you speak the truth
Cause I don't remember it like that
I don't remember that
I don't remember that
You're getting nothing back
I don't remember that
I don't remember that
You're getting nothing back
It's nice to meet you, what's your name?
I got a feeling that we met before
You told me that we went to dinner
I got too drunk and puked on the floor
Well, that doesn't sound like something I'd do
You better check your fuckin' facts
You're mixing me up with some other dude
I don't remember none of that
I don't remember that
I don't, I don't
You're getting nothing back
I don't remember that
I don't remember that
I don't remember
I don't remember, I don't remember none of it
How could I have done it if I don't remember doing it?
Huh?
You tell me that if you're so fuckin' smart
I don't remember that
No Recuerdo Eso
Me dijiste que te debía dinero
Y que arruiné tu fiesta
No recuerdo eso
No recibirás nada de vuelta
Me dijiste que me oriné en la alfombra
Y luego rompí el jarrón de tu madre
Bueno, mi memoria debe haberme fallado
Porque nunca he visto tu cara
No recuerdo eso
No recuerdo eso
No recibirás nada de vuelta
No recuerdo eso
No recuerdo caras tristes
No recuerdo una noche tranquila
Realmente sentí que lo hice bien
Como de costumbre, me comporté bien
Así que no me acuses de ser grosero
O de hacer el ridículo
No creo que estés diciendo la verdad
Porque no lo recuerdo así
No recuerdo eso
No recuerdo eso
No recibirás nada de vuelta
No recuerdo eso
No recuerdo eso
No recibirás nada de vuelta
Es un gusto conocerte, ¿cuál es tu nombre?
Tengo la sensación de que nos hemos conocido antes
Me dijiste que fuimos a cenar
Me emborraché demasiado y vomité en el piso
Bueno, eso no suena como algo que haría
Mejor verifica tus malditos hechos
Me estás confundiendo con otro tipo
No recuerdo nada de eso
No recuerdo eso
No, no recuerdo
No recibirás nada de vuelta
No recuerdo eso
No recuerdo eso
No recuerdo
No recuerdo, no recuerdo nada de eso
¿Cómo podría haberlo hecho si no recuerdo haberlo hecho?
¿Eh?
Dime eso si eres tan malditamente inteligente
No recuerdo eso