She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
When we first met she seemed perfectly normal
I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard
You see, my baby, she started to change
Started lookin' kinda strange
Wearin' all that white makeup and those black leotards
Well, I guess she kept her little secret pretty well
Now, ever since I learned the horrible truth, you know my life has been a living hell
That's right, you see...
She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time
She never told me, she never told me whe was a...
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mime
I wish we both could just talk it all over
But my baby won't even make a sound
Now she makes everybody sick
Doin' that pantomime shtick
Even our old friends have stopped coming around
Well, mmy parents can't stand her and our neighbors hate her guts
She's really, really embarrassing me... this silent treatment's driving me nuts
You see...
She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
Now she's actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time... what a crime
She never told me (she never told me) she never told me she was a mime
She walks against the wind everywhere we go
Stops at every corner, gotta put on a show
Carries 'round a picture of Marcel Marceau
Always the wuiet type, but how was I know to know?
She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the ti-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yime
She never told me, she never told me whe was a mime
Nunca me dijo que era una mimo
Cuando nos conocimos parecía perfectamente normal
Nunca imaginé que haría mi vida tan difícil
Ves, mi chica, empezó a cambiar
Empezó a lucir un poco extraña
Vistiendo todo ese maquillaje blanco y esos leotardos negros
Bueno, supongo que mantuvo su pequeño secreto bastante bien
Ahora, desde que aprendí la horrible verdad, sabes que mi vida ha sido un infierno
Así es, ves...
Nunca me dijo que era una mimo
Nunca me dijo que era una mimo, oh no
Actuando como si estuviera atrapada dentro de una gran caja de cristal todo el tiempo
Nunca me lo dijo, nunca me dijo que era una...
Mí-mí-mí-mí-mí-mí-mí-mí-mí-mí-mí-mí-mimo
Desearía que ambos pudiéramos hablarlo todo
Pero mi chica ni siquiera emite un sonido
Ahora hace que todos se sientan mal
Haciendo ese truco de pantomima
Incluso nuestros viejos amigos dejaron de venir
Mis padres no la soportan y nuestros vecinos la odian a muerte
Realmente me está avergonzando... este trato silencioso me está volviendo loco
Ves...
Nunca me dijo que era una mimo
Nunca me dijo que era una mimo, oh no
Ahora actúa como si estuviera atrapada dentro de una gran caja de cristal todo el tiempo... qué crimen
Nunca me lo dijo (nunca me lo dijo) nunca me dijo que era una mimo
Caminando contra el viento a donde quiera que vayamos
Se detiene en cada esquina, tiene que hacer un espectáculo
Lleva consigo una foto de Marcel Marceau
Siempre el tipo callado, ¿cómo iba yo a saber?
Nunca me dijo que era una mimo
Nunca me dijo que era una mimo, oh no
Actuando como si estuviera atrapada dentro de una gran caja de cristal todo el ti-yi-yi-yi-yi-yiempo
Nunca me lo dijo, nunca me dijo que era una mimo