Romance Is Boring
Darling, I'm with St. Bernards
And we are scouring the Alps and the Andes
And if they die then it is on my head
They follow paw prints in the snow to my throne, to my bed
You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking yawning
We're proving to each other romance is boring
Sure there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
Prove to each other that romance is boring
Start as I mean to continue
Complacent and self-involved
You're trying not to be nervous
Wish you were trying at all
I will wake, I will bake, I will bake phallic cake
Take your diffidence, make it my clubhouse
But my strength's within lies, ventricle cauterised
It's the way of living that I espouse
You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
Sure there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
To each other that romance is boring
We are two ships that pass in the night
You and I, we are nothing alike
I am a pleasure cruise, you've gone out to trawl
Return nets empty, nothing and oh
You're pouting in your sleep, waking still yawning
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
Sure there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
Prove to each other romance is boring
You're pouting in your sleep, waking still yawning
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
Sure there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
Prove to each other that romance is boring
El Romance Es Aburrido
Cariño, estoy con San Bernardos
Y estamos recorriendo los Alpes y los Andes
Y si ellos mueren, será mi culpa
Siguen las huellas en la nieve hasta mi trono, hasta mi cama
Estás puchereando en tu sueño, yo me despierto bostezando
Estamos demostrando que el romance es aburrido
Claro que hay cosas que podría hacer si estuviera un poco preparado
Demostrar que el romance es aburrido
Empiezo como quiero continuar
Complaciente y egocéntrico
Tratas de no estar nerviosa
Ojalá estuvieras intentando en absoluto
Despertaré, hornearé, hornearé un pastel fálico
Toma tu timidez, hazla mi club
Pero mi fuerza está dentro, ventrículo cauterizado
Es la forma de vivir que defiendo
Estás puchereando en tu sueño, yo me despierto aún bostezando
Estamos demostrando que el romance es aburrido
Claro que hay cosas que podría hacer si estuviera un poco preparado
Demostrar que el romance es aburrido
Somos dos barcos que pasan en la noche
Tú y yo, no somos nada parecidos
Yo soy un crucero de placer, tú has salido a pescar
Regresas con las redes vacías, nada y oh
Estás puchereando en tu sueño, despertando aún bostezando
Estamos demostrando que el romance es aburrido
Claro que hay cosas que podría hacer si estuviera un poco preparado
Demostrar que el romance es aburrido
Estás puchereando en tu sueño, despertando aún bostezando
Estamos demostrando que el romance es aburrido
Claro que hay cosas que podría hacer si estuviera un poco preparado
Demostrar que el romance es aburrido
Escrita por: Los Campesinos!