Donald And June
Donald and June enjoyed their brief honeymoon
Then they came home to lead the big baby boom
June wanted boys, so Margie wore, short hair and corduroys
Soon they had Claire then Linda and Louise, a matching pair
June liked boys
Donald and June they put some money aside
But all in four years they gave away three brides
June spent it all. Donald tried to keep each wedding small
When they were broke he offered Claire a thousand to elope
Claire said, 'Nope'
If things were different for Donald and June
Then things wouldn't be as they are
Where did they go right
And how did they ever come, so far
Donald and June had finally emptied their nest
They planned a long trip and then a couple year's rest
But Claire had a spat and turned up with her suitcase and her cap
Marg moved next door, now she won't need day care anymore
And the twins had twins
If things were different for Donald and June
Then things wouldn't be as they are
Where did they go right
And how did they ever come, so far.
Donald and June enjoyed their brief honeymoon
Donald y June
Donald y June disfrutaron de su breve luna de miel
Luego regresaron a casa para liderar el gran baby boom
June quería niños, así que Margie llevaba el pelo corto y pana
Pronto tuvieron a Claire, luego a Linda y Louise, un par que combinaba
A June le gustaban los niños
Donald y June ahorraron algo de dinero
Pero en solo cuatro años regalaron tres novias
June lo gastaba todo, Donald intentaba mantener cada boda pequeña
Cuando estaban quebrados, ofreció a Claire mil para fugarse
Claire dijo, 'No'
Si las cosas fueran diferentes para Donald y June
Entonces las cosas no serían como son
¿Dónde acertaron?
¿Y cómo llegaron tan lejos?
Donald y June finalmente vaciaron su nido
Planearon un largo viaje y luego un par de años de descanso
Pero Claire tuvo una pelea y apareció con su maleta y su gorra
Marg se mudó al lado, ahora no necesitará más guardería
Y las gemelas tuvieron gemelos
Si las cosas fueran diferentes para Donald y June
Entonces las cosas no serían como son
¿Dónde acertaron?
¿Y cómo llegaron tan lejos?
Donald y June disfrutaron de su breve luna de miel