Batalla de Rap Electoral 2019

2019 Electoral Rap Battle

Welcome to a new rap debate for the elections
How many have we had already? (haha)
I prefer not to think about it because it makes me want to kill myself
This year we have a diverse lineup
Consisting of white forty-year-old men
Do they want to listen to him? I doubt it
But let the current president speak

Pedro Sánchez on the sample
Brings the same poison as before
From a more elegant office
They tried to knock me down and I resigned from my position
But I'm back like terminator
They want to team up with me and share the throne
But it's so comfortable alone in the Moncloa
And not only do I rock because I control all the modes
But also because of this cute face, oh, how cute

Spain needed a change and I lit the fuse
But these people are never satisfied
I've kicked out Mariano and Paquito to date
I'm an expert in banishing right-wing mummies
Some consider me a traitor, I think I'm a strategist
I don't say yes to Iglesias or Rivera
Put on a tux, loser, because today I'm publishing your obituary
And now it's your turn, give me a challenge
Be bad, buddies

I'm going to intervene in this situation
With powerful arguments and elaborate diction
I'm the only one not wearing a suit in this competition
But I surpass you by far in class and education
I make a clarification, let the audience note it
Sánchez breaks his promises after they vote for him
I look like Jesus because of my hair, beard, and mustache
But you more than Pedro have been like Judas Iscariot, damn!

I don't want to lose my manners, but damn!
I tried to reach an agreement and didn't succeed
Have you forgotten that Unidos Podemos
Was the one who could put you on the podium of power?
I don't know, I've run out of options
I've accepted all the conditions you propose
And, you make it so complicated for me?
Anyone who thinks my villa is big should see your balls

Because of your actions, trust in you has diminished
As much or more than the PP and its results
In the last electoral event
It's ironic how many people have divorced Casado
And Rivera, stop your nonsense, for God's sake!
Undress yourself, parody me in a commercial
Use yourself as a child and even a dog, please!
Your campaign is stranger than an episode of Lost

Rivera, ready to drop some bars?
Ha, yes yes, go for it, ay!
Hello, how are you, Spain?, I'm Pablo Casado
If you received my SMS, I had already introduced myself
I would like to be at your house to shake your hand, and?
Oops, an envelope
It's a habit, it slipped out

Rivera, the best leader
I'm centrist, right-wing, or whatever you want
Iglesias, do you want to suck up to Sánchez?
Enjoy it!
After your meeting in the Moncloa, it still smells like milk
Boom!, take that, hippie squatter
I'm not worried, because today I also brought Lucas
And wait, this is a damn turtle
Pff, I think I'm high
Malú! Can you make me a coffee?
Oh my, how am I doing

I'll take over, mate
I'll leave the president in ruins with this supreme rap
You based your speech on the motion of censure
And now that you govern, you're earning yours
I'm better now, I'm better now
Do you want us to go after the Louse and the Playboy together?
Come on!
Namesake, no voter sees you as an option
Even Errejón emancipated himself from your organization
Being a feminist ally only humiliates you, ponytail
Come on, Carla, show me a ballot!
Pedro, keep it up!
Pablo, you can't leave!
We unite while you argue
We are R de Rivera, and MC PC
The rap versions of Tweedledum and Tweedledee!

But these people, what's their deal?
I don't know, we'll have to explain a couple of things to them
Who do they think they are, these two losers?
There's no one more boring than Casado
He has no cunning, no charisma, he's disastrous!
Rajoy was cooler, at least he was funny
Albert is more like a five-year-old
Who picks up everything that seems strange to him
Papers, photos, he even makes do with a cobblestone
It's like seeing Doraemon trying to win seats

Wow, they're ahead of us
Should we release the secret weapon?
Okay, let's do it
Get ready, the greatest Spanish defender has arrived
There's no representative with my strength and courage
I even ride a horse, like El Cid Campeador
I'm the best fascist rapper since Santaflow
The right doesn't have the balls, we need a man
Like me to defend the homeland and all its honor
I'm sacrificing myself to protect this country
And if necessary, I'll tan to have a face

I'll solve everything that's wrong
The autonomous regions are not part of my plan
Junqueras and Puigdemont will star
In the movie Harry Potter and the Catalan Prisoner
You heard right, I'll defeat the separatists
Not like these hippies, coup plotters, and chavistas
Don't compare me to violent separatists
With friendly nostalgic constitutionalists

I'll be the most voted on the lists
Because I feed on the fear of the Spanish Pennywise
While you'll be the leftovers of the votes
Like the children that gays can adopt
The Moors, Out!
The South Americans, Out!
Out to anyone who steps out of the borders of my flag!
I'm the hero who will save Spain from a horrible future
And it will be One, Great, and Free again