Fea (Pero Te Quiero)

Ugly (But I Love You)

Fea (Pero Te Quiero)

Your hair is just a small portionTu cabello es solo una pequeña porción
Of all the tangles you have, my loveDe todos los matojos que tienes mi amor
You have hair on your back, on your bellyTienes pelo en la espalda, en la tripa
And even in your belly button, you have a lotY hasta en el ombligo tienes mogollon

More than once I've gotten tangledMas de una vez me he quedado enredado
Among the big bushes of your gutterEntre las grandes matas de tu canalon
You're King Kong, you're a tropical jungleEres king kong, eres una selva tropical
And I, baby, I'm your TarzanY yo Nena, yo soy tu Tarzan

I say your mouth isn't too badDigo tu boca no esta demasiado mal
But your teeth are somewhat supernaturalPero tus dientes son algo sobrenatural
And even though I shouldn't talk about teethY eso que yo de dientes no deberia hablar
At least I usually clean minePero al menos mi vida los suelo limpiar

Your halitosis killed the neighbor's DobermanTu halitosis mato al doberman del vecino
And two hundred sailors from a German shipA doscientos marinos de un barco aleman
They won't let you into the zooEn el zoo no te dejan entrar
The skunks have said you smell awfulLas mofetas han dicho que hueles fatal

But I love youPero te quiero
You're so ugly that when you sent the photo byEres tan fea, que cuando enviaste la foto por
Email, the antivirus detected itE-mail la detecto el antivirus

But I love youPero te quiero
You're so ugly that the doctor said at birthEres tan fea, que el medico dijo al nacer
If it doesn't cry, it's a tumorSi no llora es un tumor

But I love youPero te quiero
You're so ugly that you went to an ugly contest and they said they didn't accept professionalsEres tan fea, que fuiste a un concurso de feas y dijeron que no aceptaban profesionales

But I love youPero te quiero
You're so ugly that when you were born they put you in an incubator with tinted glassEres tan fea, que cuando naciste te metieron en una incubadora con cristales tintados

But I love youPero te quiero
I continue, your voice drives me crazy when I'm asleep and you come up with things like FerSigo, tu voz me destroza los nervios cuando estoy dormido y me vienes con cosas asi como Fer

Why don't you love me? Why don't you hug me? Why, tell me, why?¿Por que no me quieres?, ¿por que no me abrazas? ¿Por que, di, por que?
Damn, shut up, ignore meJoder que te calles que pases de mi
Let your mother hug you, I want to sleepQue te abraze tu madre yo quiero dormir

And since you're leaving, see if you air out a bitY ya que te vas a ver si ventilas un poco
My love, you've escaped againMi amor que te has vuelto a escapar

But there's nothing worse than your nymphomaniaPero no hay nada peor que tu ninfomania
You have me all night and dayMe tienes a saco de noche y de dia
My poor little flute that can't take it anymoreMi pobre flautilla que no puede mas
You don't give it a second of peaceNo le das ni un segundo de paz

You're an insatiable beingEres un ser insaciable
You destroy inflatable dolls with just one squeezeDestrozas muñecos hinchables de un solo achuchon
Your bed is a Roman circus and I'm the ChristianTu cama es un circo romano y yo soy el cristiano
Trembling waiting for the lionQue tiembla esperando al leon

But I love youPero te quiero
You chose prostitution as a profession and died a virginEscogiste de profesion prostituta y te moriste virgen

But I love youPero te quiero
You're so ugly that instead of breastfeeding, your mother turned her backEres tan fea, que tu madre en vez de darte el pecho te daba la espalda

But I love youPero te quiero
You're so ugly that you made onions cryEres tan fea que hacias llorar a las cebollas

But I love you and no matter what I sayPero te quiero y por mucho que diga
You suit me better than Sharon StoneMe vienes mejor que la sharon stone
With your bushy hair, I've made two coatsCon tu pelambrera me he hecho dos abrigos
That keep me warmer than bisonQue quitan el frio mejor que el bison

Your body odor counteracts the infernal smellTu olor corporal contrarresta el olor infernal
Of my feet and that's something greatDe mis pies y eso es algo genial
Your great sexual appetite is better than a gymTu gran apetito sexual es mejor que un gimnasio
With you, I feel like a kid and that's why I love youContigo estoy hecho un chaval y por eso te quiero

But I love youPero te quiero
The doctor said at birth: If it flies, it's a batEl medico dijo al nacer: Si vuela, un murcielago

But I love youPero te quiero
At carnival, he went to buy a mask and they only gave him the rubberEn carnaval fue a comprar una careta y le dieron solo la goma

But I love youPero te quiero
You're so ugly that instead of menstruation, you had monstruationEres tan fea, que en lugar de mestruacion tenias mostruacion