La Guisa (part. J Revi)

The Ratchet (feat. J Revi)

La Guisa (part. J Revi)

Ok jrevi haha this song is dedicatedOk jrevi haha esta cancion va dedicada
To many women this is andruPara muchas mujeres este es andru

She's a ratchet, you won't like her not even her smileElla es una guisa no te va a gustar ni siquiera la sonrisa
Instead of being with her, you prefer going to mass, she takes offEn ves de estar con ella tu prefieres ir a misa se quita
Her clothes and I put on the shirt, the shirtLa ropa y yo le pongo la camisa, la camisa
She's a ratchet, you won't like her not even her smileElla es una guisa no te va a gustar ni siquiera la sonrisa
Instead of being with her, you prefer going to mass, she takes offEn ves de estar con ella tu prefieres ir a misa se quita
Her clothes and I put on the shirt, the shirtLa ropa y yo le pongo la camisa, la camisa

Her profile picture is edited by picknicSu fotico de perfil es creada por picknic
She has more little dolls than world disneyTiene mas muñequitos que world disney
Little eye bracelet, picture with little kissesManilla de ojitos fotico con piquitos
She calls me 'dick' and pops her pimplesElla me dice pito y se espicha los barritos
She says don't mess with her, that she dresses wellMe dice que no la jodan, que ella viste bien
That she's always in fashionQue siempre esta a la moda
That nothing bothers her because she buys the new stuffQue nada le incomoda por que se compra lo nuevo
Discount shirt, mini skirt, and egg-crushing heelsCamisa de descuento mini falda y pisa huevos
She has long bangs that cover her eyeQue tiene el fleco largo que ya le tapa el ojo
I better not get close to her because she's full of liceMejor no me le acerco por que me cunde los piojos
She doesn't wash her hair, you can tell from afarQue no se lava el pelo se le nota por encima
That she only smears gorilla snotQue solamente se hunta puro moco de gorila

She's a ratchet, you won't like her not even her smileElla es una guisa no te va a gustar ni siquiera la sonrisa
Instead of being with her, you prefer going to mass, she gets nakedEn ves de estar con ella tu prefieres ir a misa ella se
And I put on the shirt, the shirtEmpelota y yo le pongo la camisa, la camisa
She's a ratchet, you won't like her not even her smileElla es una guisa no te va a gustar ni siquiera la sonrisa
Instead of being with her, you prefer going to mass, she gets nakedEn ves de estar con ella tu prefieres ir a misa ella se
And I put on the shirt, the shirtEmpelota y yo le pongo la camisa, la camisa

She told me she was a classy girl from a gated communityMe dijo que era fina chica de urbanizacion
That she had a house with a pool, that she lived in a mansionQue tenia casa con piscina que vivia en una mansion
I checked her Facebook profile, what a surpriseMe meti yo a su perfil de facebook que impresion
Photos in a laundry room and her neighborhood is a messFotos en un lavadero y su barrio una invacion
I didn't care about any of that, I just wanted to meet herNo me importo nada de eso yo queria conocerla
I set up a date because I wanted to see herLe puse una cita por que yo queria verla
She saw me, I saw her, but I approached firstElla me vio yo la vi pero me acerque primero
Shook hands, greeted, and she said: 'What's up, bro!'Di la mano salude y me dijo: !!Eso ñero!!
We sat down, talked comfortably, she went inNos sentamos conversamos en confianza ella entro
Had a soda and burped in my faceSe tomo una gaseosa y en mi cara erupto
I stayed quiet to avoid embarrassmentMe quede callao' para yo pasar la pena
Honestly, I didn't know what to do with that ratchetLa verdad yo no sabia que hacer con esa ñera
After a few minutes, I started a conversationDespues de unos minutos me puse a sacarle tema
I asked her what her name was and she saidMe dio por preguntarle que su nombre como era y me dijo
'Vaguito, my name is Josela, my friends call me the warrior!'!!Vaguito mi nombre es josela mis panas de cariño me dicen la guerrillera!!

She's a ratchet, you won't like her not even her smileElla es una guisa no te va a gustar ni siquiera la sonrisa
Instead of being with her, you prefer going to mass, she takes offEn ves de estar con ella tu prefieres ir a misa se quita la
Her clothes and I put on the shirt, the shirtRopa y yo le pongo la camisa, la camisa
She's a ratchet, you won't like her not even her smileElla es una guisa no te va a gustar ni siquiera la sonrisa
Instead of being with her, you prefer going to mass, she gets nakedEn ves de estar con ella tu prefieres ir a misa ella se
And I put on the shirt, the shirtEmpelota y yo le pongo la camisa, la camisa

This will be your new ringtone cucucuta, ColombiaEste va ser tu nuevo ringtone cucucuta, colombia
Jrevi behind the pen, andru pa'Jrevi detras del lapiz andru pa'
This is andru hahaEste es andru haha
Mp musicMp music
Ratchet ratchet ratchet ratchet ratchet ratchet ratchet!Guisa guisa gui gui gui gui gui guisa!