La Dieta

The Diet

La Dieta

Tell me sir, what will we serve you?Si digame señor que le vamos a servir?
Give me 20 grilled tacosMe das 20 tacos de azada
1 pozole with pig's feet1 pozole con patitas de puerco
Ah!! and a large diet sodaAh!! y un refresco grande de dieta
I want to lose weight!!!es que quiero adelgazar!!

... (and we dance with the strawberry aiiii)... (i vamos bailando con la fresa aiiii)

I don't understand, I don't understandYo no entiendo no entiendo
Why they stare at mePorque se me quedan viendo
It's strange because alwaysRaro porque siempre
When I arrive to eatQue llego a comer
It's as if I were a strangerComo si fuera un extraño
In the sandwiches at the restaurantEn las tortas en el restaurant
Also in the pozole placesTambien en pozolerias
When I say I want to have dinnerCuando digo que quiero cenar
Very strange, they look at meMuy extraño a mi me miran

ChorusCoro
Is it because of the diet I follow?Sera por la dieta que yo llevo
Is it because I take care of my figure?Sera porque cuido mi figura
Is it that my diet is very strict?Sera que mi dieta esta muy dura
But I have to take care of myselfPero es que me tengo que cuidar
I know that people eat a lotYo se que la gente come mucho
And that many people don't take care of themselves.Y que mucha gente no se cuida.
But if I don't sacrifice myselfPero esque si no me sacrifico
I won't be able to lose weightNo voy a poder adelgazar
UhhhUhhh

And give me 2 drowned sandwiches with a lot of chiliY me das 2 tortas ahogas con mucho chile
4 tacos with a lot of meat ahh4 tacos con mucha carne ahh
And a large diet soda.Y un refresco grande de dieta.
I want to lose weightEs que quiero adelgazar

I don't understand, I don't understandYo no entiendo no entiendo
Why they stare at mePorque se me quedan viendo
It's strange because alwaysRaro porque siempre
When I arrive to eatQue llego llego a comer
It's as if I were a strangerComo si fuera un extraño
In the sandwiches at the restaurantEn las tortas en el restaurant
Also in the pozole placesTambien en pozolerias
When I say I want to have dinnerCuando digo que quiero cenar
Very strange, they look at meMuy extraño a mi me miran

ChorusCoro
Is it because of the diet I follow?Sera por la dieta que yo llevo
Is it because I take care of my figure?Sera porque cuido mi figura
Is it that my diet is very strict?Sera que mi dieta esta muy dura
But I have to take care of myselfPero es que me tengo que cuidar
I know that people eat a lotYo se que la gente come mucho
And that many people don't take care of themselves.Y que mucha gente no se cuida.
But if I don't sacrifice myselfPero esque si no me sacrifico
I won't be able to lose weight ...No voy a poder adelgazar ...

And start dancing, buddy Carlitos strawberryyyyyyY pongase a bailar compa carlitos fresaaaaaaa
AyyyyyyyyyyyyAyyyyyyyyyyyy

ChorusCoro
Is it because of the diet I follow?Sera por la dieta que yo llevo
Is it because I take care of my figure?Sera porque cuido mi figura
Is it that my diet is very strict?Sera que mi dieta esta muy dura
But I have to take care of myselfPero es que me tengo que cuidar
I know that people eat a lotYo se que la gente come mucho
And that many people don't take care of themselves.Y que mucha gente no se cuida.
But if I don't sacrifice myselfPero esque si no me sacrifico
I won't be able to lose weight ...No voy a poder adelgazar ...