Modern World

Mundão Moderno

Grandpa crashed his Del Rey, went into a comaVovô bateu o Del Rey, ficou em coma
For thirty years, grandpa was out for the countPor trinta anos o vovô ficou na lona
When he woke up, he was spooked by all the new stuffQuando acordou, se assustou com as novidades
And I calmly started filling him in on the detailsE eu, com calma, fui contando os detalhes

Grandma, with his inheritance, became a sugar babyVovó, com herança dele, virou sugar baby
His youngest son got hooked on some green stuffO seu caçula viciou nuns mato verde
The oldest one even changed his vocabularyO mais velho até mudou vocabulário
Now it's they/them, they're non-binaryAgora é todes, é do grupo não binário

Grandpa didn't like this modern worldVovô não gostou desse mundão moderno
He complained and asked his grandson for the rundownReclamou e pediu um resumo pro neto

It's mice chasing cats, cats biting dogsÉ rato correndo atrás de gato, gato mordendo cachorro
Grandpa is freaking outO vovô tá apavorado
It's alcohol-free beer, it's decaf coffeeÉ cerveja sem álcool, é café sem cafeína
Sugar-free candy, he's desperateDoce sem açúcar, tá desesperado
Bums hooking up with other guys' womenMendigo pegando muié dos outros
Priests sleeping around, a president who's an ex-conPadre passando o rodo, presidente presidiário
It's cars plugged into the wall, chargers with no cordÉ carro na tomada, carregador sem tomada
Some flash drives that are made for puffing smokeUns pendrive feito pra soltar fumaça

Grandpa didn't like this modern worldVovô não gostou desse mundão moderno
He complained and asked his grandson for the rundownReclamou e pediu um resumo pro neto

It's mice chasing cats, cats biting dogsÉ rato correndo atrás de gato, gato mordendo cachorro
Grandpa is freaking outO vovô tá apavorado
It's alcohol-free beer, it's decaf coffeeÉ cerveja sem álcool, é café sem cafeína
Sugar-free candy, he's desperateDoce sem açúcar, tá desesperado
Bums hooking up with other guys' womenMendigo pegando muié dos outros
Priests sleeping around, a president who's an ex-conPadre passando o rodo, presidente presidiário
It's cars plugged into the wall, chargers with no cordÉ carro na tomada, carregador sem tomada
Some flash drives that are made for puffing smokeUns pendrive feito pra soltar fumaça

Grandpa didn't like this modern worldVovô não gostou desse mundão moderno